taylor

my favorite activity is pooping

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

Let’s kiss under the mistletoe but the mistletoe is just a bag of cat shit that i taped to the ceiling

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

@shaunthesh33p marching band

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

i need new kidneys

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

currently thinking ab the time my little brother mysteriously woke up drenched in Pepsi

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

i want to live on the moon.

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

to the sweet guy who heard me crying in the bathroom and asked if i was ok: i’m sorry for laughing at your fart

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

i miss jenna

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

@poopymaggie @bandroomdoorjam

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@poopymaggie @npcjaedyn Maggie, our finches are adventuring together rn

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

@poopymaggie lick his armpits

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

camel by camel; tryna bust a nut not bust a move

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

Gods name is Josh

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

es f c bc v##v,!::) -my little cousin <3

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

i’m at a party. Help i don’t know these people #WAP #WhatAPickle

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

What do serial killers do if they go to someone’s house to kill them and their cat is just staring at them?

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

@realDonaldTrump @SenTomCotton Dude you lost just deal with it

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

@Roblox WTF WHY DID YOU BAN MY ACCOUNT THAT GIRL WAS LYINGGGGGG🕳🚶‍♀️

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

@maggiehehe_ @harmonicdnp I was SLEEPING for the first time in DAYS mArGaReT

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

@maggiehehe_ @harmonicdnp I’m sorry that I don’t answer to your “TAYLOR IM SAD AND I JUST SHIT THE BED” texts

[taylor @stoopid_taylor]

@realDonaldTrump Oh shut up already