★ bronwyn ★

professional retweeter

[$PENCER @spenceh8acc]

Addison Rae could smoke directly on to a baby and I wouldn’t gaf

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.

Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call

Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad

[out of context HBO @HBOcontent]

happy pride month

[tate @octatate]

something needs to be done about dog culture WHY is your dog in chipotle?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Patrolman: He just washed up on the beach. No ID, no wallet, nothing. His finger prints and teeth have also been removed

Detective: Ok, just push him back into the water then

[cash @cash__browns]

Nancy 5/29/26

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

What a time to be alive

[carter 🚗 @cartjams]

bella thorne joins the cast and convinces rue to move to nyc to star in a daily dance show with her

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

#absentdaughterfigure

[tex @texmeplease]

why is the mechanic trying to charge me to rotate my tires, buddy my tires rotated probably a million times on the way over here

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

My brother, 1 year after graduating from college

[savanna… @girlwhoishigh]

Ordering two different sandwiches and splitting them half and half with a dear friend

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

ur secret is safe with me because i lowkey zoned out

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

if that’s comfortable for you man…