Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.
Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call
Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad
Patrolman: He just washed up on the beach. No ID, no wallet, nothing. His finger prints and teeth have also been removed
Detective: Ok, just push him back into the water then