Riled up

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[Riled up @stopdropnriley]

Saying “of course” and “no problem” all day is fine until you hit a customer with that “ofcoblem”

[Kevduit @Kevduit]

I'm seeing a lot of people trying out Fallout New Vegas for the first time, but not sure how to get to the city.

Instead of going around the whole map, this route cuts the journey in half

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

Me: do you love me?

*400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm*

ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife

Me: oh my God it's human

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

I feel so many things from this viral tbh, because I was there... I was so there... for the rise of this song... and I was also very there for the lead singer's slow shift from making music to constant Leftist online activism from his IG account for the past 10 years.... Moments like these I realize why it's so easy for history to be rewritten, it makes me believe nothing...

If a song from 15 years ago that rose to popularity in the most pure and real way , an indie hit by a band who played free street festivals and was genuinely loved by their native Los Angeles, who were leaders of a subculture that at the time, was super cool, unique, noteworthy, regardless of how their influence morphed into mainstream memery beyond them,,, if that song and style and this tiny clip can convince thousands of new people that it was just some hippie bullshit write-off, some blip.... Anything can be revised into a lie.... and clearly is...

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My son: Dad, I don’t WANT to do a heavily modded playthrough of fallout new Vegas, I want to ✨dance✨

Me: your mothers been showing you Hamilton again?

My wife: He wants to-

Me: He doesn’t KNOW what he wants!! (I slam the garage door and finger 11s Paralyzer begins to play)

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

two is a terrific number of beers but we’re looking very strongly into three or possible four

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Petting the creature

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

THANK YOU ADAM SCOTT

[Michael @WriterMichael_]

A guy that just gets it having the balls to tell a guy who doesn't to his face is a rare thing. Gary is spot on here.

[Riled up @stopdropnriley]

@no1gladionfan

[Helly R Shady Facts @milfatron3000]

What just happened on Severance cinematographically has changed my life

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

Sometimes I wonder if I’m too predictable... Anyway, here is the mouse that lives in my garden.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Am I scared of microplastics? I don’t know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

(Tearing up when its my turn in the rap battle) I hate you I hate you I hate you

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

I don't know what stopped this guy from falling down the same deranged and reactionary libertarian echo chamber most of his comedy peers have, but I'm glad for it all the same.

[doxie @doxie_gay]

what...

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

real

[litquidity @litcapital]

One of the most brutal ratios I’ve witnessed on this platform

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

At some point in the last ten years (it’s hard to tease out exactly when) we crossed a boundary that no one celebrated:

Most people diagnosed with cancer in the United States of America this year will not be killed by that cancer.

Yes, outcomes have improved.