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Alive with the glory of love!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is what vibes with no analysis gets you. The people concerned about burning coal are actually the exact same people promoting unions and giving a shit about mine workers.

[saila @sailaunderscore]

Some people have a calling to fulfill a societal role that doesn’t exist anymore. Heartbreaking.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Incredible juxtaposition here

[Beckaroo Banzai @beckyjane02]

Oompa Loompa ass lyrics

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

Boss gets a dollar
While I get a dime
Please cut his taxes
And deregulate mines

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Democrats after McConnell suffers potential stroke/absent seizure mid-press conference: “I wish him well and hope he is okay.”

Republicans after Nancy Pelosi’s husband is hit in the head by an assailant with a hammer: “It was probably his spurned lover that he met at a gay bar.”

[Walcandy @Walcandy1]

Jon Stewart on point again

[Del @TheCartelDel]

The dumbest thing about this is how every other social platform WISHES they created a unique and renowned verb like "Tweet" or "Retweet" - that kind of brand recognition is near impossible to replicate intentionally

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

This is why you go into public service: so that someday, you can threaten to sue a beer company for giving a beer can to someone you don’t like.

[Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BillPascrell]

Hey Gen Z and Millennials: the republicans are openly admitting they’re planning to steal your social security and medicare and then force you to work till you drop dead.

[Strong Towns @StrongTowns]

We get what we legalize and prioritize.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is where huskies wanna live but y’all got them in FLORIDA💀💀

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

I truly believe this is one of the most important things anyone has ever said about Elon Musk. The quote below summarizes perfectly how much his presence in the public sphere wastes everyone’s time and is on many occasions profoundly dangerous as well as premeditatedly dishonest.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Indiana has a law that divests state funds from companies that boycott Israel.

It was signed by Mike Pence.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

imagine getting the CEO of this website’s personal blessing to impersonate a sitting member of congress and being this painfully unfunny with it

[Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff]

lol