your favorite npc

i don’t want anyone to think i’m straight • ALL BLACK LIVES MATTER

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

i’m so high right now all i can hear is the johnny test whip sound effect

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

i’m never beating the dumb bitch allegations

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

why did this lady tell me her husband is so cheap he takes navy showers like i know his coochie stink

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

@xicanxxx the WORST truly

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

i’m only getting a hundred dollars back for my tax refund and i owe forty dollars to the state

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

me: i think i’m over it. i’ve finally recovered. i’m a survivor, not a victim.

my body on a random tuesday, reminding me that it’s still keeping the fucking score:

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

i’m definitely gonna be one of those old people that aren’t allowed to drive at night

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

drunk off the trulys like i’m a mom 🙂‍↔️

[niamh @holdonm4gnolia]

i feel like both of them everyday

[3•3 @57theeundead]

@glamdemon2004 when i do a good beat and no one calls me
pretty

[𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hicksinferno]

No one is saying this to me and that’s an issue

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

i don’t care i love a thick lipgloss

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

the girl that was supposed to be doing my hair today canceled 45 minutes before my appointment time

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

it was giving tyler perry productions

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

my aunt’s funeral was today and my other aunt decided to wear a fuck ass braid wig to the funeral 😒

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

old people see ripped jeans and lose their fucking mind

[your favorite npc @stopscorpiohate]

am i genuinely hungry or i’m just being greedy

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

I can’t stand a bitch that don’t like cartoons like…