Laurel Storm

Not actually a bunch of hydrangeas (or a cat). Cat lover, though. Good Omens, CQL/MDZS, TGCF. Games, book, music. Nerd. Introvert. Queer. Old as dirt.

[Laurel Storm @stormcrowned]

@ring Still can't turn off my cameras. I guess I'm lucky it's just cameras and not a whole alarm system.

Have you considered maybe having redundancies in terms of servers given you're a security system?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Amazing how quickly 4pm on a Sunday comes around. It’s almost malicious.

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

VERY unpopular opinion humans were never meant to be this busy that’s why everybody is anxious and depressed.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Slight change of plan”

Translation: This new, hastily cobbled-together plan bears absolutely no relation to the original plan.

[Laurel Storm @stormcrowned]

@AO3_Status 503 errors strike again. I guess I should go to sleep instead of reading fic, boooooo.

[Laurel Storm @stormcrowned]

@DragonsADark Ugh. I may have to log my low-level alts and fetch them out then, just in case. Thanks for answering!

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

no one:

my cat: look, i am 56 years old and i used to be homeless so i think i’m entitled to eat just a little plastic,

[Alastair Fraser-Urquhart @AFraserUrq]

A really depressing thing about the UK is the phone networks beginning to crumble. Mobile data just doesn't work in any crowded area anymore.

[Laurel Storm @stormcrowned]

@Fremean @AFraserUrq Buddy I don't know what to tell you, the moment it's mildly crowded in London I cannot get a text through and yet in other countries one can livestream a stadium-sized concert just fine.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Really? That's strange. Could you send it again?”

Translation: I completely ignored your email.

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

happy October the 24th to all who celebrate

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Solar Protons https://t.co/hYVyEQU86r

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

*Taps sign*