Michelle 🐢🐺

I make cocktails and cry about Bucky Barnes. That's about it. she/her

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

Have I mentioned how much I fucking love Bucky Barnes before

[Wriggy @Wriggy]

You won, Leanne. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Leanne. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum

#TheTraitors

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

@mchkmb That song was my alarm for many years, resented having to change it now

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

The internet really is such a brain worm.

What do you mean it’s been 4 years and I still say “we did it Joe” anytime I accomplish anything

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

It’s fun to be doing your silly little ulnar nerve exercises with a “light” resistance band at the gym while very buff guys are doing massive weights behind you and “I’m Just Ken” is playing on your headphones

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

Note to self: if you have nerve damage in an arm, don’t then get two vaccines in that arm 🥲

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

This brings me so much joy

[Llwty 𐂂🦌🌹🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦 @llwtydeer]

A Thread of Suggestions from the Public from the NHS Consultation

NHS-Wetherspoons Partnership to put Pubs in Hospitals

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

@zestitude It just blows my mind sometimes!

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

@zestitude That’s very sad 😭

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

@zestitude Not the one with the Christmas inflatables??

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

@zestitude 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

Missed my chance to marry my husband, Sebastian Stan, tonight but I did win crazy golf so

[Variety @Variety]

Sebastian Stan for Variety, photographed by Heather Hazzan. https://t.co/6i6IlzoL7f

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

A friendly reminder from me and @HiHunItsMarty to clean your make up brushes 🥲🥲

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

Gone too soon 🪦

[madame x do interior paulista @bucetacore]

sometimes i wish she was still alive 💔🕊️🙏

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

I swear my elvanse just doesn’t work as well since the shortage.

I got the cancellation email while Erik was walking back to the pub we were at 15 mins away because I’d left my bag there 🥲

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

Booked a holiday to Dubrovnik last night. Then I got an email like “you didn’t confirm your flights so they’ve been cancelled” and I was like ughhh I didn’t know I had to do that I didn’t open the confirmation email.

Opened my laptop this morning to see this on my screen 🥲

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

Thought a pub garden would be nice today. Assumed it would be busy coz it’s hot and sunny, but thought it would still be easy enough to get a table.

But nope, I forgot what us brits are like when the sun is out!

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

Not to mention the pressure it puts on the NHS. London has a lot of large hospitals in relatively close proximity to each other.

Birmingham has like one very large hospital, a women’s hospital, a children’s hospital, and then a few small ones in the burbs.

[Michelle 🐢🐺 @stormhasgone]

Bonjour le peen 🥸