Stormshade

I exist I guess
Coming back after a long ass period of inactivity, no im not a clanker
PFP from Picrew
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if you don’t like who i am, leave me alone.

[Stormshade @stormshade08]

Figured i’d just lay shit out here for anyone reading my profile.

-MAGA is retarded, so is nick fuentes and everyone remotely aligned with them
-No, your favorite politician isnt an exception
-Proudly queer!
-Racial slurs are stupid and if you use them so are you

[Stormshade @stormshade08]

@M1LKB4RK The solution is clear

Nuke the weather back, by tying Dave the Accountant ™️ to a laser cannon and firing it at the sun

[Stormshade @stormshade08]

this guy is chill asf :3

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@M1LKB4RK Revenge of the Kitter >:333

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@SweetRoseArts You’re not a danger to anyone? I’ve interacted with you, you aren’t some evil mc evilface threat. Puritans really do just get zealous huh

[🪶🍃🩸Alex/Omen/Pigeon | M1LKB4RK🫐🐾🌈 @M1LKB4RK]

Urgently taking on some more pieces. Found a lump on my baby so we have an emergency vet trip in the morning.

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@M1LKB4RK DMs are open. If you wanna talk i’m here.

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@Dappledspot Server is a server and i like community. You got my dms open, toss it my way

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@Dappledspot Worth it do you think? I’m close to college and i don’t want ChristianCrusader69420 coming along to fuck up my day-

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@jk_rowling Motherfucker you’re the embodiment of a brain injury

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@USA_Patriot_GOP @PopHemingway Your family tree is a wreath. Please pipe down

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@wwanodyaa @ao3org Organization for Transformative Works. Volunteer group that oversees AO3 and a bunch of other fanfic-related projects tying into freedom of expression

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Debating what color i wanna highlight my hair, this is genuinely my most indecisive 🥀

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@pillcrushed I do! Anyone who can earn income on their own in this fuck ass economy is resourceful as fuck :D

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@M1LKB4RK Fuck it. Lets just bring in one of those pocket black holes and use it on him if he doesnt approve the meds

[Stormshade @stormshade08]

being in the fighterfelines community can be surreal as a newbie, because like every other person outside is all like “ahh they’re all zoophiles and shit” and then you look inside and it’s people with more sanity about the lines between fiction and reality than 90% of humans

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@M1LKB4RK The bureaucrats are believed to operate on a system known as “Random Bullshit Go”, a system where you get approved or denied NOT off profit motives, but by Dave the Insurance Agent ™️ spinning a wheel that says “Denied Motherfucker” on one half and “Ok i guess yes” on the other

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@SweetRoseArts Ngl they kinda feel like staring into an aquarium exhibit if it makes sense

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Ben and Jerry’s chocolate fudge brownie ice cream + homemade chicken cheesesteaks is genuinely goated