Austin Stottlemyre

have you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma

[Austin Stottlemyre @stottlemeterrun]

I would become the glizzy king for a Klondike bar

[Elyse Willems @ElyseWillems]

Petition to bring this back 👇

[Austin Stottlemyre @stottlemeterrun]

We don’t know either

[Austin Stottlemyre @stottlemeterrun]

Some of you drive like gas isn’t $5/gal rn

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

prepare for hot girl summer by getting your

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[trash jones @jzux]

if i was a kid trying to enjoy a parade and my dad kept being like “son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned” i’d be so annoyed

[Oklahoma State Univ. @okstate]

BEDLAM CHAMPS!!!! 🍊🍊

[Devin Kurant @DevinFox_95]

I need gas pumps to start having Black Friday sales

[Jordan Squire @disquaire_]

“You’re about to face defeat!”

Person with a foot-fetish:

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

#Breaking: OU and UT joint statement

[dylan @Dylanfox1313]

If the suns win the NBA finals I’ll buy one person who RTs this nothing

[Elyse Willems @ElyseWillems]

Being vaccinated does not mean one can simply walk into Mordor

[Austin Stottlemyre @stottlemeterrun]

Me to the bois when the bars reopen

[Austin Stottlemyre @stottlemeterrun]

@DJ_Davidson_III Looks like I’m qualified too. I’m a distinguished Kingston alum

[Jerry Seinfeld @_2Shainz]

Hey make sure to post that u got vaccinated on ur Insta story or else the vaccine will not work

[Cole Brooks @ColeB25]

Please don't let the Government take away racecars, I very much would like to keep them around. https://t.co/9dLGLzAy0l

[trash jones @jzux]

men will literally put a 150-year curse on their family instead of carrying madame zeroni up the mountain