baby girl kris

I’m just here so I won’t get fined 🦋

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@been_ner lol NOT justified

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

When you schedule a work email to send out tomorrow morning and the prompt asks you “send out THIS morning 08:00am”. And then I realize, staring blankly at the time, it already is morning

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@HilaryDuffChart @HilaryDuff Hilary duff movie is injected into my veins like an emergency c section plasma dilution, but I do not a remake.

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@CheesyCheesy3 Maybe that’s why you haven’t landed a job. If you have to go through various job interviews with your red bull blue whale ass looking lips

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@been_ner It’s called private equity

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

This is how I walk in heels in my dreams 😔

[🔮💪🏿The Bara Memokeeper💪🏿🔮 @Barakeeper]

i have to workout but highkey i wanna play overwatch

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

Thankful for Apple Pay because I found a vending machine on my hungover walk 🙏

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

I say the most out of pocket stuff at work because I can, I’m the boss. And I do it for the shock value baby

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

ET waiting to say goodbye to everyone in the next ride vehicle

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

No more Bogo … Duffy’s is cancelled ‼️🚫

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@been_ner My iPhone 13 still kicking !

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

Omg! I meant HENRY Ford 🤭

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

Harrison ford will disagree !

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

GENUINELY, i think that if we adopted a 4-day, 32-hour workweek with livable wages, people would be happier, healthier, and more present. There’s no reason we need to work this much. People need time to rest, enjoy their lives, and spend time with family and friends.

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@GWR That must’ve been a Moe’s burrito because no way anyone could eat a chipotle burrito that fast

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@groldrush She gotta donk

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@aziaxdnae It’s @lemachadito

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@diehlership I’ll meet you at the bahbie down undaaaa for some handball 😊

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@lemachadito Smashburger sliders on Hawaiian rolls >>>>

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@danceemau5 I’ve never been so annoyed with post islander people (it’s only my second season)

[baby girl kris @Stotttlemyer]

@danceemau5 @Complex Like hunny I’m 30 and still working at Home Depot and no one knows who I am ok