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I don’t care what your demographic, age, preference, anything is, Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield is untouchable

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@timmycoors You think Brad Pitt wouldn’t look cool eating a pear?

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Is there a possible way to unclinch a playoff spot? @NFL

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I had zero hopes going into this game and somehow the Sixers underperformed those expectations

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@xavifox6 Just whipped it out in the middle of a b-hop. On console

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

Im stacking this cheese like a pan of lasagna

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I’m just trying to watch the TLOU, but my gf is crying on the couch because she made up a hypothetical situation where she goes blind now and doesn’t get to see me get old. All because she got a contact stuck for like 12 seconds

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@TriForceBeers I’ll spot you the extra change bro 🤝🏽

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@BittelSpoon @UnderdogFantasy Spot on!

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@reedytweets @aboll14 real eyes realize real lies

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For comparison, their pic on the left mine on the right

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Somebody at the bar just air dropped me a pic and before I could send one back they turned their Bluetooth off. That’s a coward move right?

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@aboll14 Quesarito is the shmove

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@reedytweets DONT WASTE THEIR WHAT?!?! I need to know

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@David_Polisano2 Enough Popa!

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@Natty_Brooks This, and Starbucks, is why millennials will never be millionaires

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@Tylerpion22 You sweeping me off my feet??

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My girlfriend hasn’t sent me one tiktok in 5 days. I am crying and throwing up

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@kelsinicholep The joke writes itself

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@Natty_Brooks As long as there’s no fuckin raisins, put whatever in it

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@Natty_Brooks His couch counterpart