Easy Bake Binch

This my burner account where I throw tweets into the void n never proofread them | 23 | Black | chaotic good | she/her

[Easy Bake Binch @stove_tiny]

@APimpNamedDrip_ To watch drive-in movies growing up, my mom would park on the side of the nearby highway and flip through channels until we found the right one to watch it 😂😂😂 we had our hazards on and we would all pile on one side of the car to watch the full movie. A mess 😂

[IPAshley @Muva__Monroe]

I love us so much! 🤎😍

[Lizzy @othatssarah]

You think she shy whole time her hair just wasn’t done

[christa @dj_chvmeleon]

the only thing left to say about internet dating discourse 👇🏾

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

embarrassed to say I get why some couples sit on the same side of the booth. i actually think it’s so cute

[V. @lilstov]

My wife my wife my wife 🤎

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

CRYING ACTUAL TEARS😭😭😭😭😭

[latke @latkedelrey]

these types of guys are my fave in a way. they will mythologize any woman being nice to them as a goddess and spirit guide and sister. they will throw ass in taco bell. they always carry a noisy key lanyard around everywhere. know all of jennifer hudson’s lines in dreamgirls

[🐶WOOF CLITZER🐶 @ESPNFrankie]

“Wassup y’all it’s ya boy sea murda shout out to fins an dem”

[Princess Cookie🍪 they/themme🌺 @adykesworld]

Some BIPOC Lesbian anthologies you NEED to read and of course shout out to my fave Black Lesbian Anthology: Mouths of Rain (not mentioned but pictured next to video!)

[Moe @Mochievous]

My friends who are native Arabic speakers are always so passionate when they text me in English.

“Hey Moe, hope the sunshine in your morning is lovely and warm. I miss your laughter. Let’s laugh and eat together sometime soon”

[post-good era @cryptidjin]

Appliances, but products in general, are not built to last anymore. Planned obsolescence is the worst thing that has ever been introduced.

Everything from KitchenAid mixers to clothes to actual building materials on newer houses are inferior now.

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

media of african butchfemmes ive been gathering !! [a thread maybe]

- i gathered online these over time so i may not remember details

[chance @chanceposts]

I’m not built for the idgaf war. I’m actually serving on the frontlines in the igaf war. I am full of love and open about feelings and in fact very chalant

[Optimus Fine @sunnydaejones]

Numbers without context is propaganda.
If you don't hear nothing else I say...
Remember that.

[v @desertheartss]

this is literally shit that would only happen at a florence show that woman not beating the witch allegations

[Abeni Mrs Money @TheHabaneroChef]

Friends that enable your foolishness >>>