Morgan Strader

Do ya happen to know any old Hank Williams songs?

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

How am I supposed to be skinny and hot when I use carbs as a coping mechanism

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Get you a woman who can do it all 😉

[Royalty In The Rough @yellowbonemama]

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday

[Brien Blakely @BrienBlakelyTV]

FUN FACT: Panthers new Head Coach Matt Rhule has #Carolina ties. He coached at Western Carolina University from 2002-2005. @WCU @CatamountsFB @FOX46News

[LILAFRIMANE @LORAFRIMANEE]

cookie monster sweatpants wit a pack of Newport 100s

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

People who failed high school government always have the most to say about politics lolol

[HTX© @htxjaylo]

To anybody I hurt this year, I just want to say you deserved it. Stop playing with me

[Franklin Saint @flysocietymg84]

Y’all been FIGHTING and CHEATING ALL year.....And got the nerve to sit up there smiling with matching pajamas.

[Jim ©️ @jimpeterson99]

SORRY DARLIN IF IVE BEEN A LITTLE GUNSHY
THERE AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU
IT JUST SCARES ME TO DEATH LAYIN BY YOUR SIDE
AFTER WHAT THE LAST ONE PUT ME THROUGH
YOUD BE GUNSHY TOO

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

don’t @ me until day 10

[Mötley Lou 🐺 @LouTweetsGood]

Why would anyone spend money on a therapist when you can just listen to the Turnpike Troubadours instead?

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

Idk who needs to hear this but don’t get matching tattoos with your significant other

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

to the people who put antlers & a nose on their car for xmas

u cant trick me .. i know its a car

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate? And wouldn’t someone who’s had, say, 30 perms in their life be well aware of this rule???

[Thomas Mooney @_NewSlang]

02. “You want something bad, you got to bleed a little for it.”

“Long Drive Home"

[Thomas Mooney @_NewSlang]

The thirty Turnpike Troubadours lines* that resonate with me most: A thread.

*Note: I’m talking individual lines, not full blown verses or choruses.

[nico🤠 @nicojay03]

Hey Siri play... Hippies and Cowboys by Cody Jinks.