Asa Hoffman

We're here for a good time, not a long time.

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Hey Sam, quit stealing my sayings. #fuckingbitch

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At work, cleaning old food supplies. #notwinning

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@HaydenOstrich4 Bout time!

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Suck my balls school, i'm not ready for you yet.

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@nic_alexxx Going to be a thing of beauty son.

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@nic_alexxx Ready to rage chief?

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Waka Flocka Flame.

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It's hard being me. @georgieblair

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@savannarardin I too share an intense love for House.

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@BenC51 was it one of the most painful nights of your life because you were getting trained by the jersey shore guys?

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Disc golf, thy name is asa hoffman. #booyah

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@DylanBordenaro CHIEF SKYHAWK!

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Blake Horbach is a cougar hunter.

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@georgieblair and P.S., maybe you only got four hours of sleep cause I spent FORTY minutes on the phone with you.

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@emmy_olson I really hope you just failed that test.

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@georgieblair Hi my name is Asa, and I don't carry a box cutter wherever I go.

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@georgieblair you should really text in school, that would make the day go by a bit faster!

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According to everybody else, this is the last week of school, who would've thought...

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@beenson still listening to them...

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@jkbaumann FLOCKA!