Strange Alibi

Even unfair rules are designed to be broken.

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@PatsyDiabetes Not one school is shutting down, ya pinecone

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@Yankees @StarrCompanies Not sure why Judge isn't in the lineup

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@Yankees I cant wait for a lockout so we don't have to suffer through another mediocre summer of Yankee baseball. I've been a lifelong Yankee fan but at this point I'll support the fuckin Marlins. At least they put up runs

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@Yankees Same shit, different day

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@Yankees You all might want to FIRE you entire medical staff, along with your fucking trainers. Because this team has more injuries than emergency room

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@Yankees Big fuckin surprise there. Same injury as the last time. Guess we'll see Max again in 20 fucking 28

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@TalkinYanks Cool. Yanks scored their one run for the game.

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@BrigitteGaqjhf Yes. Hope this helps.

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@TalkinYanks Why the FUCK is Lombard in the 9 hole? He should be batting 5th. Stick that asshole Jazz in the 9 spot

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@DrRitaDed This has to be satire.

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@ImmortanZit Someone tell DiJonai wearing a blonde wig does NOT improve her credit score

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@SteveJonesKnows @DumpstyMcFire No such thing has a half- way crook!

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@TalkinYanks @tlschwerz Hal and Cashman shopping at Goodwill at this point

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@TalkinYanks Why isn't he batting 8th?! Put Lombard in the 7 hole for fucks sake. Or better yet, put him in the 6 hole so Jazz the rally killer can strike out with no one on base

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@YankeeReport_ LOL @ Thinking we'll be getting Judge back any time soon.

For context, Stanton pulled his annual strained calf on April 24th. It's now AUGUST. For a fucking CALF STRAIN.

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@JGoyard28 @TalkinYanks This is the correct answer

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@YankeeReport_ This didn't age well. Lol

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@Spankypiwj @TalkinYanks @JackCurryYES He can play 2nd base so we don't have to suffer through Jazz striking it in high leverage moments

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@TalkinYanks I literally have Yankee fatigue. Fuck this team and fuck you Cashman and Hal

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@TheMlbOutsider This didn't age well