Simon Douglass

Founder of Curated Digital, Former Googler, Middlesbronian & Stand-up Comedian. Digital Marketing things, music lover, Middlesbrough fan etc...

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@BoroHistory Disagree. Especially if he gets the players he wants / needs who can actually put the ball in the net. Top coach - looking forward to seeing HIS team play next season.

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@danamalt @tomhooley He started so well but played within himself post injury. Hopefully he can get back to form. Same with Jones when he eventually comes back

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@danamalt Nailed it with awkward. That’s exactly it isn’t it? Keep the core and augment with a raft of Swedish world beaters

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@danamalt Broadly agree. I love Bangura but he is made of runny eggs. I’d keep Sammy definitely. Borges might be useful. I’d also keep Gilbert as a squad option. Hansen has something different and I’d keep him if the off field issues can be sorted.

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@untypicalboro Looking forward to many EIOs tomorrow

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@pjeuk It’s on Betamax. Not compatible with modern tech despite being superior quality vs VHS

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@secondtierpod Shitbait

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@louorns Spotted a little error here “Because Ipswich go man to man all over the pitch centrally, they’ll play short to bait the press in and go long to Larin”

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@DarboEatsParmo Love that the top 6 teams are the same (albeit in different order). Been a great season for us given pre season expectations. Didn’t quite have enough for autos but Fingers crossed for the playoffs, and if we don’t do it, we’ll be much stronger next season

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@secondtierpod Adam hammill

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@louorns Watch out, Beadle’s about

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@oli_tatty Poor Aiden. This one was credited to Owen

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@buitengebieden Dwayne Dibley

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@GraemeBandeira @secondtierpod I'm keen!

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@RealBobMortimer It's just SO Chris.

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@GraemeBandeira @secondtierpod I concede he could do a bit. I favour the line up but we’d score 5 and concede 4!

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@secondtierpod Earth, Wind and Fire were pretty unplayable. Especially in September

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@GraemeBandeira @secondtierpod No defending happening here

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@RealBobMortimer Sending you a gold doily

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@Boro_Breakdown Key takeout? Kim is class