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[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[Teresa @tessy_1018]

I love the smell of my man. I will sniff that man like a line of coke.

[✯ @MAS0KISS3S]

bitches who suck uncircumcised dick belong on fear factor

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

Me closing the doors before someone can get in the elevator w me

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

“i watched that film you recomme-” i love you

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

robert pattinson in the odyssey:

[✭ val ✭ mr nonchalant @westsidemanii]

I’ve never seen a man unfriendzone himself like he literally told her no thank you 😭😭

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

yk how much trauma it took to be this funny

[jen🧚🏼‍♂️ @gardenofjen]

just watched ‘Obsession’ and all of the men leaving the theatre are talking about how they never want a girlfriend again like the entire plot of the movie isn’t a guy forcing a relationship + dealing with the consequences of HIS OWN ACTIONS. LIKE???

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[caymi🧸☁️ @cowboylikecaymi]

watching this movie made me realize how often men go after a beautiful woman KNOWING they cant handle her dreams/future so they purposely destroy her & stunt any personal growth she had going on cause they’re too scared she’ll wake up one day & realize she’s with a loser🚬

[SAMANTHA :) @badghel_sam]

Seeing your home girl losing herself and crying herself to sleep builds resentment.

[ken @chimneylovato]

i stand with riley sorry. maya was a horrible friend

[Mak @mak_aura]

Was life more colorful before, or did they do something to our cameras today?

[angel @gxthcxlt]

you ever see your body from a certain angle and have to stop and consider suicide

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[screams 🔪 @CinemaOfScreams]

I love the fact that Dave Franco is becoming a horror baddie