Solves Problems with D̶y̶n̶a̶m̶i̶t̶e̶ Grilled Meat

Have you ordered your George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine?

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ok i've been going through old pictures and had pretty much forgotten about this and think it's kind of cool...

about 20 years ago i worked for a cosmic ray research group operating out in the desert of central utah. took about 90 minutes to get out there from SLC

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@FJavaid78 Two nights ago I had a dream I was set up on a date and we went around gleefully stabbing everyone we came across. I don't know if I'm the best person to offer interpretations 😅

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I tend to have strange dreams. They're usually either violent or involve running to places I can never get to, or fighting with people I've never met.

Last night I was shopping for curtains. Like, wtf.

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The kicker was at one point I looked at a price and said to myself "oh, cheaper than I thought." I woke up and was like how tf can i be surprised at a price I literally thought myself?

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@sorry_hat I could listen to Fran ASMR for hours

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

Lunch sketch.

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@eicarttracie I'd straight up have scripts prepared with colored storyboards and costumes just in case.

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I'm imagining someone rolling in their grave in three dimensions.

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

10 years ago today I witnessed someone pull off one of the funniest jokes of all time.

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@OwennnThomas @kahtrinuh

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I can't be the only one that sees this as positively insane, right?

[Reuters @Reuters]

Bibby Stockholm, a barge leased by the British government to house 500 single adult male migrants arrived in Falmouth, where it will undergo inspection before it is used

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@_AlexMenn "click on pics of chicks"

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These statistics fascinate me. I'm interested in seeing a map that shows mobility. How do you determine where a family with $17k income in one county could possibly live if they chose to move?

ik it's loaded question, but i'll bet there's a way to visualize it.

[Steven Rattner @SteveRattner]

America's income divide is also a geographic one.

The wealthiest county in the US — Loudoun County, Virginia — has a median household income over 9x that of the poorest, Issaquena County, Mississippi: $156,000 versus $17,000.

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@JenningsSupine @realDonaldTrump somewhat unrelated but there's a line from that show that I use to this day.

baliff on phone "well pinch my toes and call me a jelly donut." for the life of me I can't remember the context

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@JenningsSupine @realDonaldTrump *please* let john larroquette be there

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@WallofYawn mister baron, why you so blue?
that art of kanly, will just have to do.
unless you got elite imperial troops,
this spice is mine and giving nothing to you...

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@WallofYawn 🎵🎶that magic water's giving me some crazy dreeeams, now everybody wants to call me Muad'dib.

(sorry best I could do 😬)