michael stratton

brush artist,dance master,orient supporter,chilli grower & sauce maker as well as a bloody nice bloke

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

@OrientOutlook Beckles is the worse of the lot can’t kick or head a ball piss poor player

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

@leytonorientfc Beckles is one of the worst defenders I’ve seen he’s always liable to mistakes,can’t pass or tackle can’t believe he still gets in the team let alone be captain

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

BBC Weather Watchers report for Sudbury #weatherwatchers https://t.co/rcJC821DYn

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

@leytonorientfc Beckles and Clare are the worst players I’ve watched totally overrated and should not be 1st choice

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

@leytonorientfc Watching from home and got to say the referee is so so bad not up to the job but not as bad as orient piss poor hoof ball

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

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[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Paul Merson @PaulMerse]

Looking to follow a few people back, give this a RT and will follow some of you great people 👍🏼

[90s Football @90sfootball]

💬 "And you can bring yer f***ing’ dinner. Because by the time I’m finished, you’ll f***ing need it.”

When John Sitton lost his temper at half-time in Leyton Oreint's match with Blackpool in 1995.

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Lawrence Vigouroux @LawrenceV93]

I’m giving away my signed @EASPORTSFIFA @EFL #TOTS card.

To enter all you have to do is 𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲, 𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄.

Winner will be chosen at 6pm BST On Wednesday 17th May.

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

Pleased & gutted @IpswichTown are going up - we miss out on a local game +we might keep hold of @el mizouni which is a plus side for us

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

One of the finest pub stories ever told by both Del Boy and Trigger

Absolute comedy gold

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

@footballtweet Roy Keane + Micah richards as guest

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

@footballtweet Mark hughes wales v spain

[90s Football @90sfootball]

When John Sitton loses his temper...

[DougOTC @dougofthecorner]

Met this lovely police officer last night called Tina … Anyway, ended up back at her place and this morning she’s asked me if I fancy a full English breakfast … I’m not that hungry so I’ve said ‘Don’t fry for me Sergeant Tina !’ 👮😳🥓🍳

[michael stratton @strattsyboy]

Watching the football on Amazon is like watching @TedLasso only difference is Ted Lasso is better viewing

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

Before football went soft and you could get away with literally anything 😂