August Dobler

As far as the D-List goes...I'm pretty D-List. Also, I really don't know how Twitter works.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

@howloscream good job with the 5 minute turn around on iron gwazi. We're here waiting and timing your most popular ride wondering why you've got one car operating. Just here waiting and not loving it...

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Flight 2757 @Allegiant , your flight crew was amazing, but especially Sydney. I'm headed home to take care of family and she was so cool, listened to my story and was a great friend throughout the flight. You've got an exceptional part of your team in her. She made my flight!

[August Dobler @strauss87]

@stachepapi Excuse me. I made this cookie for you, now please wreck all of me

[August Dobler @strauss87]

@MariahCarey @What_the_Hckrt

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Captains log: Flight 353. I wasn't eaten by child cannibals, and my 1 drink was free. I guess this is my new standard for success with a @SouthwestAir flight.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Captain's log: @SouthwestAir flight 353. it is 152 minutes since scheduled departure. Immobile on the tarmack. Praying the bar cart comes before we hit altitude

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Captain's log: @SouthwestAir flight 353 Front doors have been locked. The children have not been fed. Afraid to keep my seatbelt fastened for fear of inability to escape.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Captains log: @SouthwestAir flight 353, an antsy child has just started singing a song about how hungry he is. I'm beginning to wonder if my demise will be due to juvenile cannibalism.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Captains log: Southwest Airlines flight 353 has announced the pilot delay was due to a grizzly outbreak at a connecting flight in Buffalo. We will each be awarded a snow cone and raw salmon filet to commemorate those wounded. I don't know that salmon are native to Buffalo.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Captains log: @SouthwestAir flight 353, has just located pilots. They were pulled off a flight to Orlando because SW determined people could drive or bicycle there from Tampa.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

They say in the next 10 minutes, but I've learned that waiting for @SouthwestAir can be a futile affair. I'm reminded on my flight from Vegas to Tampa back in May...a minor mechanical issue caused a rebooking, where I lost the priority boarding I paid for...with hours of my life.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Captains log: @SouthwestAir Flight 353 was scheduled to take off at 6:25 from Tampa to Pittsburgh. It is now 8:30-something. We were previously notified by our flight attendants that we have no pilots. They have just been located and will hopefully be brought to the plane soon.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Boarded flight 353 tpa to pit, just were told we have no pilots yet, so further delay....cool. good job

[August Dobler @strauss87]

@SouthwestAir Mine would be if my flight was ever on time. Flight 353 tpa to pit, 2 hr delay. Why? Why do I keep flying with you guys?

[August Dobler @strauss87]

Wish I knew why I took off work to make it to my flight 353 to Pittsburgh on time only to wait 2 hours. The connecting flight was here an hour ago per flight aware.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

@SouthwestAir should be ashamed of themselves. I'd be close to landing at my destination and I'm not even boarding now.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

At what point am I going to start blaming myself for flying @SouthwestAir? Maybe it's just bad luck of the draw, but pretty much every flight I've booked over the past two years has been either cancelled or significantly delayed. Can they get it together please?

[August Dobler @strauss87]

@Mjt9264 @What_the_Hckrt Such a good idea!

[August Dobler @strauss87]

God, that's the truth.

[August Dobler @strauss87]

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