Britt Marie

Get it together Grouch

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"FOUR new electric trucks!!!... Welcome back glaciers." -SNL

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"Fed-Ex announced this week that they have introduced FOUR new electric trucks!!!"

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My thoughts exactly RT @amyozols You know who's kind of handsome you guys? Every soccer player.

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watching MTV video awards waiting for an R•Pattinson glimpse when who catches my attention?!... Dammit underaged hotties #bieberfever

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Hi bff welcome to the Twitter world.. hehe. We can stalk celebs together now @BrittneyMeghan

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After the dead Kermit suit last friday fuck I wouldn't know what to do either. -nanz on gaga

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Also noted.. RT@OMGFacts In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. #omgfacts

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Good think i was in Aspen, CO that one New Years... RT@OMGFacts In Detroit, Michigan it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub. #omgfacts

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RT @Jan_ica I'm going to ignore writing this blog entry and map out my imaginary trip through Spain instead.

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Yes!! RT @jharlot Canadians dancing to Biggie Smalls. Real life wins this round, internet.

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RT @3hoss Isn't it funny how you'll get up to do something, but you can't remember what, so you drive to Mexico http://tl.gd/ql6lv

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That sounds just like me and coffee.. Except the part about the cat it's more the little reminder voice inside my head

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RT @amyozols My cat just looked at me and was like, why would you drink a Diet Lemon Snapple at this hour? But http://tl.gd/q3vu9

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Love you daddy of mine @estrautman http://twitpic.com/1dr3qg

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Paulo Coelho's new book title is my arm tat!! RT @paulocoelho Editing my new book. Per aspera ad astra ( to the stars through difficulties )

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@calvinharris lissie via longest road

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"it's a very fragile world, she told us, so walk carefully everywhere you go & we promised to remember for as long as we could." -B.Andreas

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The Easter Bunny came to visit me!!! I get a massage! http://twitpic.com/1d71ll

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Estoy de acuerdo, que fantástico.
RT @Ana_Escudero Beautiful Losers & Backseries en el ABC. Buen artículo.
http://bit.ly/clpxgi

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Just scampered off into the forrest and had a dance party with myself & my iPod. Acting like the child I truly am has its perks