clair o’shade

beautiful sweetheart ~

[roey @roeyinreal]

Cool by Gwen Stefani just started playing in Walgreens

[chloe @uhchloe]

The price of wearing my heart on my sleeve is everyone playing in my face but its ok

[gggg @shesgoingbald]

u kinda have to be outwardly pathetic and vulnerable to be a normal person with meaningful human connections

[Ms. Munch @c3rtifiedmuunch]

If I ever have a threesome and the other bitch squirt imma just start pissin because why would you squirt knowing idk how to

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Lately Im in the state of mind That a dog would be in before being Put down. Like Ohhhhh The Beach? 👀 Some Pizza?!?!👀👀👀

[julia 🇳🇴 @eathedocument]

relating to a character who is an objectively bad person

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

we need to start being meaner to people who defend having “outdoor” cats and i’m not joking

[A salmon dinner @holzawn]

Having OCD

[Soph🪩🪽 @velvetdreaminxo]

Bad tattoos on leather tan skin
Jesus christ on a plastic sign

[leanne @toothgarden]

would you rather get shot 25 times or hang out with me for a little bit

[daisy @ihatedai]

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

everyone wants life to feel like sex and the city but no one wants to accidentally stay out way too late on a random weeknight or show up at a friends place unannounced

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

I am obsessed with the call me maybe video! LOVE that he goes gay! Sooooooo good!

[r.e @welcometo_blue]

Drake has hookah brain damage

[𓆲 @oftensullen]

I thinkkkkkk Fat ryan gosling

[clair o’shade @strawberrybvbe]

@Shelbytbh @_celia_bedelia_ right like she’s making a general point and then ppl are like what if you have smaller boobs ? and she’s like im not talking about that. ok then why not make that specific point girl oh my god engagement bait