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[Phoenix Insurgent @PhxInsurgent]

This guy nails it. This surveillance technology creates a system of default suspicion, or pre-crime, as he puts it, wherein we are all transformed into perpetual suspects in an infinite open police investigation that never ends.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Promiscuous squirrel you're teasin' me you stole all my nuts now you're up in that tree

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

“I want my kids to live better than I did.” Is basically the story of human existence until this one weird generation showed up.

[Stephen Moore @StephenMoore]

Americans now pay more in taxes than they spend on food, clothing, and shelter combined.

Think about that.

Government has become so big and bloated that taxes cost more than life's basic necessities. Every American taxpayer should be outraged.

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

hit em where it hurts

[julia @juumelo_]

it probably feels good as fuck be a white boy saying type shit

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

I found 7 fruit snacks wrappers under my daughters pillow omg I’m raising a raccoon

[erikiss @erikqss]

la parte más terrorífica de obsession es cuando él se va a las 3am a verse con otra cuando tiene supuestamente a la chica de sus sueños con él

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

An Atlanta-area police chief accessed Flock cameras 500 times to track the movements of his ex-girlfriend and her teenage daughter. At least 50 cops have been similarly charged with misusing Flock "including to stalk women without their knowledge or consent"

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[trish @ultragloss]

he might actually be the funniest man alive

[Dilan Esper @dilanesper]

Vaccine skepticism sucks.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[miia @miiagarro]

men be scared you're gonna use them for their $147 dollars

[Mountain Cabins @cabinsmountain]

oh to live in a quiet seaside town where the forest meets the sea

[Neet @neet_sol]

A nationwide “worker shortage” and 5 round job interviews existing simultaneously is pretty funny

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i’m having the worst time of my life trying to decide if i should trust a private corporation or the united states federal government about this disease outbreak