Britt

only human

[Britt @strawbritty]

My first bong rip went better than my first kiss

[Britt @strawbritty]

@pamvonhadder @dounia There’s a show called adults that’s like this exactly!! More like 25-28 year olds but it’s hilarious and relatable

[sara ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @leojupiter333]

just goes to show how much of this could have been avoided if people had gotten off their ass and voted in 2024. im pissed

[aubrey reese📀 @reeseaubrey12]

I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.

[Britt @strawbritty]

My man saw my Halloween costume and said “Britt I’m gonna cry you look so hot” and then actually got misty eyes. I knew a real one was out there

[Britt @strawbritty]

@callmesleek Mango juice!! It even elevates your high

[diamond @pinkkkkdiamonds]

if you have this experience just know you #not #that #guy

[Lord Monsieur Prepuce 🕯🇬🇧🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @MPrepuce]

Space Karen has fucked the voting machines. He needs jailed.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

No, i can’t be out that late. My weed expects me at home by a certain time.

[Britt @strawbritty]

@yesw8are @shroomboii Well share babes!!

[J @JaexMeg]

She was a fairy 🧚🏽

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Yes. Yes PLEASE. Oh my god it would be so funny

[☭ @RojoComandante_]

Estamos ante una de las fotografías del Siglo XXI.

[Pau Llonch Méndez @paullonch]

We see things they’ll never see.
Live forever.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is terrifying. Everybody needs to get out and vote. Don’t leave anything up to chance.

[vera @donoghardt]

Shopping at Ross is like do you want an Ed Hardy branded Pregnancy test

[👑 King Artie 👑 @Artie_Thinks]

Y'all gotta realize that even if the devil were entitled to an advocate, that person doesn't have to be you

[Britt @strawbritty]

Say it ain’t so

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Why are so many people mad about “I am Jane Doe?”
Weren’t ya’ll just Charlie Kirk not that long ago?

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnna]

Never seen an opp in Barnes & Noble or the Library.