alexa 🥯

45701. #NYR

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

my first mgk show was may 2011. happy to still be here 🥹

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

@machinegunkelly stoked for 5/17/26 ❤️🤍🩵

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

@machinegunkelly would be great if you were in the detroit area 10/16-10/19 when i’m w @OG_lilolive

[Abhishek @extraa2AB]

@elonmusk Reality

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i am 26 years old in my real adult office at my real adult job in the greatest city in the world violently trembling and clawing at my skin because i have to wait to watch the latest episode of amazon prime original teen drama the summer i turned pretty

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

i can’t wait to hear starman live 🥹

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

@machinegunkelly ok, i agree!!

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

@OG_lilolive i’m behind you on this one

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

I’m in a Ticketmaster queue battling it out

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

For the memories, the leadership + showing what it means to be a New York Ranger. 

Thank you for everything, Kreids.

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

taking this opportunity to say you'd think i was ryan sheckler by the way I make the kicks flip 🤭

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

same shit, different year

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

#divorcedparents #everyyear

[trash jones @jzux]

when your job makes you work on December 26

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

when she gets you @dr_charlotte_w

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

@machinegunkelly can’t wait to match your energy in the office. fall asleep until the dream comes 💞

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

@OG_lilolive it’s tough out there

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

why yes, yes i did 🏈🇩🇪🥨
@machinegunkelly

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

@machinegunkelly something in my soul told me to buy vertigo on un/dn last week. “time for rebirth” 😈💜👾🟪🪻☮️

[alexa 🥯 @strawlexberry]

@machinegunkelly all hail