aysa

just trying to hang free

[aysa @straysjor]

yes i want to turn down the ac in the whole restaurant for you because you’re cold. no no that’s not irritating at all. yeah let me go do that for you

[aysa @straysjor]

wanna hang out and cringe together ? i got shit to show you

[aysa @straysjor]

You’re letting a man that smells like tonsil stones make a fool out of you

[aysa @straysjor]

heidi just asked me where i was at on my naan journey as a way of asking how many pieces i’ve had #thankgodshesleaving

[aysa @straysjor]

OSHA, the fun police

[aysa @straysjor]

I used to get one like per tweet until she deleted socials to “be more productive”. should i ask her if she hates me

[aysa @straysjor]

lock in. theres so many reels you need to send

[aysa @straysjor]

No revenge cuz you look like you smell curdled

[aysa @straysjor]

I love roygbiv’s last album

[renne @heidorenne]

@straysjor life is about 3 things. gettin pussy, gettin money, and the dewey decimal system.

[aysa @straysjor]

@heidorenne why don’t you tweet any more. the sweet nectar of the morning

[aysa @straysjor]

ive only had sleep paralysis twice and michael jackson is the common denominator unfortunately

[aysa @straysjor]

women in stem (fantasy ball)

[aysa @straysjor]

why was i following @CERN who did i think i was. I’ll be back when I have a doctoral degree

[aysa @straysjor]

i hold @heidorenne s hand at the bar can you give me a fycking second please

[aysa @straysjor]

@yerpalrob LMAO

[aysa @straysjor]

@heidorenne you still here ?

[aysa @straysjor]

have you ever played rugby

[aysa @straysjor]

@heidorenne it’s literally in your head