Free agent sharpshooter Luke Kennard has agreed to a two-year, $13 million deal with the Phoenix Suns, with a player option for the second season, sources tell ESPN.
*jordan Spieth hits it to 78 feet between 2015 and 2017*: ahhh fuck he’s gonna make that
*jordan Spieth hits it to 5 feet in 2026*: yeah this has no fuckin chance
Boomer cultural dominance is so bad that you can watch your own son drop 45 to win the NBA Finals and immediately start talking about some guy from the 90s
43.38!!
ALABAMA’S SAMUEL OGAZI JUST DID THAT IN THE NCAA 400M FINAL.
COLLEGIATE RECORD ✅
NCAA CHAMPION ✅
NO. 4 ON THE ALL-TIME LIST
NIGERIAN NATIONAL RECORD 🇳🇬 ✅
Previous NCAA record was 43.61 by Michael Norman.
• 9000 different bets
• $90,000 wagered
• Betting on games he suited up for
• Willfully ignoring classes and meetings from 3 different institutions about the one cardinal sin in sports
But hey, find a local judge and convince him the kid will be really sad if he doesn’t get to play and none of that matters does it?
What a joke.