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[cybermum @stressedjoe]

@antanddec When is @RealBobMortimer gonna be on the show? His stories are the best

[cybermum @stressedjoe]

#ImACeleb Arlene phillips looks like Micky flanagan, i cant unsee it 😆

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

Be careful of who you pick as a friend, most people pretend to listen, but are only gathering information to judge you with.

[cybermum @stressedjoe]

@SambrookScience -- -- -- -- .--. ..- -.. -.. .. -. --. :)

[cybermum @stressedjoe]

@SambrookScience .. -.. .. -.. .- -. -.. .. .- -- .-.. --- .-..

[cybermum @stressedjoe]

A bloke went to the doctor's complaining of strange voices coming from his pants. the Doc said "ignore them, they're talking bollocks."

[cybermum @stressedjoe]

The hairdo I woke up with this morning would have kicked arse in the 80's

[cybermum @stressedjoe]

I just heard on the news that gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this and my toast was very hairy.

[cybermum @stressedjoe]

@SambrookScience you soo loved it!!

[cybermum @stressedjoe]

i've decided i need a new bum- this ones got a crack in it!