stricksmate

Another do-gooder, left-wing primary school teacher that Priti Patel is warning you about. Black lives matter. Eat the rich. Don’t shag Tories.

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

Hi @JohnLewisRetail I’ve just gone on my app and seen that last month’s competition has changed from “you’ve entered” to “redeemed”… did I win? I haven’t had any comms (checked junk mail etc) but just checking in case!

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

@TfL I have completely forgotten my customer ID to pay to park in ULEZ. My laptop has just broken with all log-in details saved on it, can’t recover data. I think it was on AutoPay but have to pay by tonight if not. Any help massively appreciated

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

can’t wait for this to trickle down as per the economy

[WildBounds @WildBounds]

‘When it comes to sleeping outdoors, most wild campers go for a tent. But we reckon the finest way to spend a night in the hills is nestled in a bivvy bag. To prove the point, here are five reasons why bivvying beats sleeping under canvas.’

https://t.co/tQwVF8TXQF

[Trevor Beattie @trevorbmbagency]

Desperate people in small boats welcomed and cared for by humane society. https://t.co/LyCoH2rVAc

[James @jrawson]

Sorry to be a pedant but this is a real bugbear of mine. If Angela is between two Keirs she isn't 'in a Keir sandwich', she is in an Angela sandwich. You don't describe sandwiches by the bread, but by the filling.

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

@CheapPanini Got one! Reckon it’ll be posted out in time to arrive by Thursday?

[Sam Diss @SamDiss]

faintly repulsed by the fact that we're all pretty much back on here, like animals freed from captivity who, faced with a world they no longer understand, scratch at the gates of the zoo and beg to be let back behind bars.

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

Brilliant advert. So clever. No spoilers. Just watch to the end.

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

@PodcastPharaohs Is that normal chewing you’re doing?

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

Is that normal chewing you’re doing?

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

The two washbasins I’ve ordered ahead of working out which one will go best in our bathroom have just arrived. Pretty sure Parcelforce just left them by the bins. So so excited to head home and tell my wife “just let that sink in”

[Adam Burns @AdamBurnsPR]

“The gravlax, please”

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

Can you fix this please @Photobox @PhotoBox_Help

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

Hi @Photobox @PhotoBox_Help my order has just been cancelled. I need my photos by next week. Please can you DM me so I can tell you order number and work out why my order number has been cancelled?

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

@colorize_bot with a yellow shirt please

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

@colorize_bot the shirt should be yellow

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

@colorize_bot

[stricksmate @stricksmate]

Mortgages just jumped up 300 big ones per month @trussliz 🙃🙃🙃