StriegleStruggle

God. Country. Notre Dame. RUSH PIKE.

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

@realDonaldTrump while you’re on a roll, how about a ban on spray sunscreen #savetheraybans

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

@realDonaldTrump with all due respect, if we’re supposed to be social distancing, why aren’t we seeing this practiced during your press conferences...?

[Keaghan Rickard @krickard05]

Drinks at the tip be like

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Going to a pumpkin patch together is the most expensive possible way to let the whole world know that you’re sleeping with someone

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

@margebannon This is all too relatable

[lias @lias__]

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

Does anyone ever back into parking spots just for a soft flex??...yeah me neither

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

There’s 3 international students cutting each other’s hair in bathroom right now...someone please explain

[Becks @BecksWelker]

Going out in NYC:
•bar is behind a hidden door in a noodle shop
•drinks are $12
•everyone orders an Uber even though the train is across the street

Going out in the Midwest:
•bar shares a plaza with Home Depot
•drinks are $3.27
•Ron is DD so he switches to light beer

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

Pulled out my laptop in class just to find a pair of my panties stuck to the Velcro on the charger 🙃

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

@Ben_VanderBroek ...borderline not PC

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

Just passed a girl wearing flip flops in 30 degree weather...that’s the kind of confidence i need

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

There’s a special place in hell for people who put their jackets in the overhead bins before everyone has space for their suitcase.

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

I’m fluent in pun

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

Ya...merry Christmas...

[meghan @megggrus]

This is a sorority girl walking around the recruitment room looking for her bump group

[StriegleStruggle @strieglin]

@Ben_VanderBroek Wrong account ya gambling feen

[Natalie Wiersma @nat_wiersma]

*gets in Uber*

my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

Me: so has it been busy tonight?