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[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

@BarneyDavisIND I know that dog! She bit me once when I was drunk coming home from football. I deserved it she’s sweet.

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

Can you smell what the leb is kuchen?

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

Only 8 hours to go until the @fa unveils the most insane half-and-half-scarf you’ve ever seen

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

@tripleseis @willjennings80 Morning after a trip to the Stadium of Light, my friend asked if he could use his phone charger whilst having breakfast. The lady in charge said “aye, but make it quick we’ve only got one plug”.
Thinking she was joking, he removed the only plug in sight - all the lights went off.

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

Crazy to think that Tia Maria was a real auntie

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

@roburnham https://t.co/LzOqww2Asb

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

Girlfriend: Under no circumstances take Pecan to see the statue of Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Me:

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

Listening to D. Simon's Homicide and agreeing with the interrogator 'yeah I guess he just came at me' before being told i'm going to prison for 1 million years :(

[HBO Max UK & Ireland @HBOMaxUK]

Happy 50th Birthday Drea De Matteo aka the iconic Adriana from #TheSopranos.

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

Despite a candid review from my mother ("Not good for mothers") I must persevere and humbly present to you 'THE LAST HOUSE BY THE SHORE', a short picture filmed in the Scottish Highlands over 5 days in early January. Apologies to any mothers.
https://t.co/LzOqwwkbQL

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

But isn't all work BYOB?

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

And Annabel too. She’s my favourite little man.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Richly deserved 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #TIMEPOY

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

Shoes

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On a night shoot my sister almost threw her coffee cup in this ‘bin’

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

@BudrykZack Roy Hodgson is older than the Bernabeu

[Vulture @vulture]

No program has captured the feeling of a crisp autumn as effectively as Over the Garden Wall, writes @ralter https://t.co/uIEiHG0Gjw

[max hart-walsh @stringerbellmax]

Gee looks like someone took the skinheads bowling 😬

[Jim Belushi @JimBelushi]

“Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s almost never for them.” - Norm MacDonald.