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[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

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[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

dude perfect 360 noscoped my ballsack with a slingshot in the middle of my grandmas funeral

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my stovetop blew up because i poured gasoline all over it and turned the stove on

[ruthless and free, it’s all sarahcide to me @sarahmotional]

Someone just faxed me this

[Under Where @und3rwh3re]

You used to call me on my butthole

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Paul blart analog horror got me so scared i pulverized my granny with a morning star out of fear

[ffrosty @frostlava74]

Bro wendys actually uses gubby meat

[le sigh dot com @kneesockhuffer]

No mom i cant tell you how school was today its called opsec

[i think @kutaiuranium]

only jobs linkedin offers me anymore is prostitution and monster under the bed

[NINE-UP @NINEUP5]

I have 40 crackheads on payroll just itching to play Legos with you bro

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

The white slave I bought off pandabuy came with deadlock preinstalled

[🏩🦞🍺🐱🍈🐛🐠🪼🩻🦪🕸️ @i0lanthe_]

Tripped over a🐜 ant & smacked into condcrete Lost 3 teeth and They scattered into the dirt and grew ibto beautiful little girls. Say hello to my daughters Telegram(french) Whatsappe (italian) and Youtube (African)😊

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Fuck work I wanna go home and fart on the couch 100 times

[cawa 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @nicestwether]

the 10 darkest boner facts that'll make you wish you had erectile dysfunction

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

saying my birthday is a palindrome to get pussy

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Hunting for crickets and ants with a javelin

[Victim @sementard]

Said I wasn’t satisfied with the service and the waiter pulled his pants down and showed me his asshole . RESPECT

[REN!!!!!! @girlderping]

Lunchables ham is made out of white people

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

taking my hinge date to a chinese buffet and scoffing every time she gets up to get food

[fiend 🔻 @offdagmailperc]

I'm not cut out for this shit bro you niggas got it