lil' Tater Tot

• Future conqueror of procrastination •

[lil' Tater Tot @striving999]

Me: “Do understand what’s happening here?”
Unnamed: “Maybe… but I’m not very good at interpetating things.”

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#blackouttuesday https://t.co/9ROfq4hhJd

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Chad (peeling from a terrible sunburn): “How come when snakes and lizards peel its cool, but when I do it I’m a disgusting piece of garbage?”

[lil' Tater Tot @striving999]

@Tedley70: “Smashtag worth it!”

Me: “Smashtag?”

Ted: “Hashtag for men.”

[lil' Tater Tot @striving999]

Chad: "I'm sorry."
Forrest: "No you're not."
Chad: "What, don't you think someone can be sorry about their actions without regretting them?"

[lil' Tater Tot @striving999]

Do you ever find yourself walking with someone when they let out a bloodcurdling scream because they dropped their banana?

Cuz, same.

[Johnny Freedom @superfluousfree]

Warmest regards? WARMEST REGARDS??? How DARE you claim your regards to be the warmest.

[lil' Tater Tot @striving999]

@Caltrans8 @SBCSDmdattilo Is the 18 open uphill?

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Me: “Bro your ex girlfriend was a garbage person.”

Chad: “Yeah, but she was my garbage person.”

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Me: *whips Chad with a shirt* Did that hurt?

Chad: “More than expected, but less than I thought it would.”

[LAIN @laineyyjeann]

mood

[lil' Tater Tot @striving999]

“I wanted to invent a new tea. It didn’t work out but at least I chai’d.”
- Chad

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“Jesus said I am divine and you are da branches.” - Dr. Armstrong

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“I think I’m having a mid-part crisis.”

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“Forrest, I just found my confidence... it’s a mid-part.”

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“Can you imagine how much easier my life would be if I just gave it some effort?” -Chad

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See this Instagram photo by @angelasw1 https://t.co/k8rHzfGDgE

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@cruzinsocal > being woken up by two friend’s faces and one friend’s butt.

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“‘Brotherly love’ is a good thing! It doesn’t mean you want to bang your brother!” - Lemuel Jacobson (trying to explain how ‘pedophile’ can have a positive meaning)

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Chad: “Forrest, I always give you the shirt off my back...because it’s usually your shirt and belongs to you anyway.”