Joe Stroman

Farmer, former drainage contractor, shade-tree engineer. Opinions are that of my imaginary friend.

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@zebulousprime

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@InnovationFarm7 @dale_ndf Just making things bigger isn't innovation.

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

STOP GLAZING POLITICIANS

[Shad Sullivan @yearlins]

American Hero, Patriot, Freedom Maker, Principled, Unwavering, AMERICAN… @SecRollins is a history maker… We are lucky to have her in the Cabinet. @LonesomeLands @americaunwon @A1Policy Carry On madam Secretary… We have your back.

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@TornadoNate If I heard someone refer to himself as a high status man I'd laugh in his face.

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@farmmillennial @SawyerWhisler As someone who used to run excavator professionally, please stop. You guys are killing me with your shallow buried rock piles and hack job ditch cleaning.

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

You may get rich on entrepreneurship, bit a little restraint can save you a world of trouble.

[Casey Kimbrell @CBKimbrell]

My wife’s grandfather went to Venezuela in the late 70s. He was so impressed with the potential that he bought a huge ranch there. He moved hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of equipment there and began building a farming operation. He got crossways with some government officials that he refused to bribe and ended up leaving the country upon threat of his and his family’s lives. Left with what he could put in his suitcase and nothing else. You can’t have both a booming economy and extreme government corruption.

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@dvanklomp @Costco You can still scan the container with the picked-clean carcass when you check out. I don't see the problem here.

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

I remember how angry grownups used to get when I'd prank call them.
If some kids prank called me, my eyes would light up like a kid on Christmas morning and I'd be playing along the whole time.
A product of growing up listening to the Jerky Boys, I suppose

[Jeremiah @PanarchyJay]

I just got two prank calls from some random kids this morning.

Everything is going to be alright.

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@FoulkShay

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@trukb22 Ain't no way I'm depositing cash, even if it's a mill

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@dvanklomp @DragotecUSA I've had a Drago I and a Drago II, both non-chopping. 3 years each. Zero complaints. Everything negative I've heard is from their chopping heads. It must put a lot of strain on the gear boxes.

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

The person in front of me who abruptly stopped to let a semi into the roundabout probably decided who they're voting for based on AI generated Facebook memes

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@braunfarm Depends

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

I'm not seeing the problem

[🔪Bad Dawg Blades🔪 @complicatedpast]

Here’s the one that got me. Come on @MilwaukeeTool

You have one of your college kid employees who never been in the field design this?

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@bl_ag_inc It definitely does

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

I can name 5 women off the top of my head who definitely like this.

[Marlayna @Marlayna29]

Men, we don’t like this

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@FarmrHuntr Security is #1, unfortunately

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@Sorg_Jay They should have a big squirrel cage fan that draws air from above the engine compartment and have it ducted so it keeps the whole machine clean. Kind of like a central leaf blower

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

@mopaksus I don't know any kids who are farmers

[Joe Stroman @strofarm]

The latest trend on farm TikTok is people saying that kids who go to their state FFA convention in October aren't real farmers.
You're really telling on yourself if your business can't operate for 3 days without your teenage child.