brian stromberg

[brian stromberg @strombergbt]

I think it was @clubtrillion who first had the idea of a coach losing to every seed - as the most incredible achievement because you would have to simultaneously be great (making the tournament atleast 16 times) but also lose in hilarious fashion to bad teams

Folks….

[Benjamin Fogel @BenjaminFogel]

Seppt Blatter seems like a more wholesome era of corruption, like having a neighbourhood bookie or numbers guy compared to online casinos and sportsbetting websites

[dr pepper was a woman @niinjaturtles]

no hate to op peace and love ❤️ but i need to use my platform to say happy endings clears mogs destroys outcunts new girl by a country mile

[Zito @_Zeets]

Arguing with people on the train to Leeds didn’t make me happier than when Shelby was dancing on our table at the New Year’s party in 2018

[Zito @_Zeets]

I’ve been saying that the story of this World Cup is that the football gods punish cowardice. And no one ever learns.

[Zito @_Zeets]

1-0 in a semifinal with the chance to go to the World Cup and your players going toe to toe with the defending champions and you decide that they should just sit as deep as possible and stop playing? Throwing on defender after defender on the field. Damn near a war crime.

[brian stromberg @strombergbt]

@tentwentysixpm Got “Dr Strangelove” vibes and it made me so happy that they are swinging for the fences

[brian stromberg @strombergbt]

@_Zeets Opening with “to be clear I wasn’t saying racist things about France… I was just saying them about you” is wild response

[Ryan O'Hanlon @rwohan]

Please read my tactical analysis of the USMNT's 4-1 loss to Belgium:

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

this is FIFA, we are not going to play a morals-off with FIFA, absolutely not

[Zito @_Zeets]

That Viking gimmick doesn’t work on me because I know they got beaten and subjugated by a dude named Alfred who was carrying around and memorizing a decorated book of poetry. It’s all fraudulent.

[lukezim @lukezim]

The Beautiful Game

[brian stromberg @strombergbt]

@MikeBeauvais Even better because he was wrong!!!

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"Tweet out Alphonso Davies is playing. Do it and we'll send you a Big Mac or some shit."

[brian stromberg @strombergbt]

@oeste They put that man as one of the stars of a peak era Nike commercial!!! A center back!!

[Zito @_Zeets]

Germany uniting Brazil and Curaçao in 7-1 misery

[brian stromberg @strombergbt]

@ChaseDaniel “Hell is a world without you” by Jason Kirk
Or
“The complete western stories of Elmore Leonard”

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[brian stromberg @strombergbt]

@Vee_Martian See the Cavs didn’t quit they were just protesting !!!