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@queensofbravo Good to have you back.

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@parkerspiderweb @TheeMagda He has. It’s out there.

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@jakex666 I drove an hour to my closest one last weekend to see ET and they said a server crashed. ET is my favorite movie, so I was pretty miffed I drove an hour for nothing.

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@rhrh1800 Maybe for the Christmas special?

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@Jillburns @GlasgowMeg31 @EmmaWillis Yeah there was too much fluff for only 3 dances. Could have maybe trimmed twenty minutes or so and been a good, lean launch with all 3 speed dating dances still. I’m not hating though. I enjoyed it, and am looking forward to the live show!

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@GBlair1 @bosdovja92 Agreed. The true test will be when it goes live next week

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@RyanSoapKing25 I’m gonna wait until the first live show to render a full verdict. But I’m ok with it as of right now. Emma is a natural successor to Tess though. I can tell that already.

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@madisonfrisbie7 @itsacdworld But that was the original premise of the show

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@SowDana As good as I think B’s vocals are on the original track, Reba gets the sadness in the lyric more, imho. And that works better for me, personally.

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@AMCTheatres Will there be more locations added? It’s closest showtime to me currently is over 100 miles away.

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@elaine_stritch I think Janelle James from Abbott Elementary could be a 🔥 Miss Hannigan, if she has the pipes to sing.

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@clockwork_wb @warnerbros Nearest location to me is over 100 miles away. 😭😐

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@rockyhorrorbway She’s gonna be there on my birthday. How I wish I could make the trip.

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@clockwork_wb @warnerbros No city within 100 miles of me. 😐😭

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@cuntressupreme @elaine_stritch Can Janelle James from Abbott Elementary sing? I feel like she could be a good one too.

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@cuntressupreme @elaine_stritch She played Miss Hannigan in the last revival.

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For a character that represents so much comfort and joy to me, I really wanted this release to feel joyful.

Instead, it became Snoopy Hunger Games.

It really shouldn’t have been this exhausting, @Starbucks

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@Starbucks, we need to talk about your Snoopy math. 🎃🐶

I spent my morning looking for one $39.95 Snoopy glass cup.

Not six. Not two. One.

Four stores later, I still don’t have one.

Some stores reportedly received 6–8 cups, & I had one question: Haven’t we done this before?

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And somehow, after all of this, I’m sitting here thinking:

I really just wanted the damn Snoopy cup. 😂

Maybe that’s the strangest part of this whole thing.