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[Cal @Psychistential]

Masking so well that your autism went undetected for decades is pretty much an indication you aren't autistic, or you can cope ok without a diagnosis.

[James Barnes MSc., MA @psychgeist52]

ADHD is a descriptive category, not something people "have" that manifests. This reifies a description into an explanatory entity.

Broadening the description changes what—and who—the category includes; it does not establish new manifestations of an underlying entity.

[💥💀 𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮, 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱, 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪 💀🔫 @weare_138]

Bet he twitching like crazy today

[✮ @istgnolimit]

twitter is like the smoking area for social media

[L @benghazi_ebooks]

I loved my therapist like this, let’s get to the real issues. I know like 700 people who should be asked this

[turd @_cuntasaurus]

[speaking about something i have full confidence in] i think

[💋 @strongsoycap]

@Romy_Holland We’ve never met/interacted but I’ve been keeping up with your tweets and they’ve made me feel excited and hopeful for motherhood (i’m grateful for this!). That’s so exciting for you! I hope his new language surge is helpful for you both

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

once i was flirting with an astro girlie and lied to her about my sun sign as a test to see if she would notice that something was off. she was Not Happy when i revealed the deception. i would not recommend this as a flirting strategy

[◍ h𖦹ley ◍ @bugtron3]

It’s 2026 where’s the mdma vape

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

He wants me to sing.

[Sarah Mergen @nekyias]

I have tried so many iterations of the polite decline & the only thing that has ever worked in terms of my actual life quality is just assuming all chatty uber/lyft drivers are literally god in disguise trying to tell you something

[sage @belikesagee]

you will be okay dramatic bitch

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

i want grillcheese

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

“Adderall works differently for people with ADHD” is a very obvious lie that somehow stuck

[lily @lil_mermaid]

it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200

[💋 @strongsoycap]

The most autistic take I love it

[Clavicular @clavicular]

The reason women love me is because i dont ask them boring questions about work and uninteresting topics.

I captivate them by telling them about sacred looksmaxing techniques ive picked up with my many years of research.

[william @willllliam]

going to therapy and telling the therapist "yeah I already knew that" after everything they say

[trash jones @jzux]

me after 1 hour at a relatively low key bar

[Edward A. Perin - Psychologist @DoctorPerin]

After discovering psychoanalysis, CBT is small talk and coloring books

[Oyster Baby (no nut november arc) @oysterrbaby]

anytime someone calls it "X" I say "what is that, a porn site?" to discourage that kind of behavior