Stroobz

The Lance Armstrong testicle that got away. I also write prose.

[Stroobz @stroobz]

If I never had kids I would either have a billion dollars or a level 583 Elven Lord.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Take me down to the parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

There will be no WW3.

They've abandoned numbered releases and switched to a live service model with seasonal events.

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@chrischameleon Z//ź89⁹is 9

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@GautengANC Are you on fucking drugs?

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@Nick_Frost Dude... this kinda gold makes me nostalgic for a happier time x

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@JohnONolan Why not just hit record on Netflix and sell Stranger Things at 5 cents on the dollar?

The worst people in the room are having this conversation.

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@tkennedysa Fuck. Awesome.

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@betcoza straight up the worst customer service around. Same errors and poor handling REPEATEDLY.

Pretty close to theft.

In a saturated market get as far away from these cretins as possible.

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@JacquesMaree73 Cool.

Couldn't be a more valiant, necessary and courageous thing to keyboard warrior so much of your time on.

Keep fighting the good fight. It helps!

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@JacquesMaree73 Detached is devoting online presence to something that isnt happening to you or anyone around you. It's not in SA schools - name one minor that had surgery in this country?

Im not in favour it. Im just saying in a world of so many issues, what a weird thing to make YOUR thing

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@JacquesMaree73 Dude you're devoting yourself that isn't there and doesn't affect you. Do you not find that strange?

You must be an intelligent guy, related to Helen even, correct? Do you not see how detached that is?

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@mbindwane Wow, every one of those points sounds salient and highly beneficial to all South Africans. Why wouldn't you want to implement all of those?

[Stroobz @stroobz]

"That's gonna need some bleach" - Me, parenting.

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@FloydShivambu @Julius_S_Malema @EFFSouthAfrica 😂No please... Sir... I'm dying 🤣🤣.

Facism with finger paints 🤣🤣🤣

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@MrCPT this you?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️⚫️ Freiburg confirm the signing of Hungarian centre-back Attila Szalai on loan from Hoffenheim for the remainder of the season.

[Stroobz @stroobz]

Bro your mom look more like Jacob Zuma than your dad

[Dudu “Grenade” Zuma-Sambudla @DZumaSambudla]

My Father, A Zulu Man, Met AND Married, My Mother, A Shangaan Woman 🖤…

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@AndrewKirkby With layer 1 and layer 2 looking this good... Layer 3 looks set to blow our hair back like a detached onion peel in a strong breeze. Decebtralize my soul 🪼🐡🐙

[Stroobz @stroobz]

@MWEBTweets I have held on the line for technical assistance 3 different times for over 45 minutes with no answer. I'm sorry but your service is inexcusable. Contact me immediately