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beep boop go stros

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@adamclanton @astros @MLB Can’t forget this part

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@jakedc6 @strosfan86

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@HtownWheelhouse @AidanResnick Lol I gotcha

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@HtownWheelhouse @AidanResnick Does it really make sense if the team is performing worse apart from how the pitchers “feel” ? 😂

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@AidanResnick

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@AidanResnick I asked chat gpt the difference between the Astros pitching ERA when Maldonado starts vs when Diaz starts as catcher. This is what it said:

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@Chandler_Rome Will be on the bench tomorrow confirmed

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@michaelschwab13 Are you still a Maldy stan

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@Chandler_Rome Good thing Maldy is catching right Chandler?

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@michaelschwab13 Michael, what’s the pitching ERA when Maldy catches vs when Diaz catches? I’ll hang up the phone and listen

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@michaelschwab13 Having Maldy in the lineup is never a good lineup

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@ESPNStatsInfo Not a coincidence

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@theaceofspaeder What would it take for Rob Manfred to be removed as the commissioner of baseball?

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@seeknay_ @PlayoffTanaka_ replay room*

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@seeknay_ @PlayoffTanaka_ Your team broke the rules in 2015 and 2016. My team broke the rules in 2017 and 2018. Both broke the rules by using the replay took to steal signs electronically. Everything else that is part of your team’s scheme and my teams’s scheme is legal. We are the same.

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@BRWalkoff @martinonyc So since the Yankees cheated for 3 years in a row, didn’t use a trash can and instead whistled to each other, they are holier than the Astros? Yeah makes sense

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@GuardsDaily @Wittman7 @mike_petriello Thank you

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@Wittman7 @mike_petriello He was a top 2 offensive second basemen last season and went off again in the playoffs. Bellinger, Yelich, and Torres simply cannot relate

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@TheAthletic Oh, yeah?