strummerville

too woke for my own good.

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

SATURDAY PATRIOT UPDATE 🇬🇧💪

Been knocking doors in Makerfield since 4am this morning for Rob Kenyon and Reform UK because freedom never sleeps.

Unfortunately everybody else does.

The hostility has been unbelievable.

One bloke chased me down his driveway wielding a hockey stick after I attempted too explain the dangers of woke culture through his Ring doorbell at 4:12am.

Several women ridiculed me.

One told me:

"Have you considered that people don't hate Reform, they just hate being woken up by you?"

Typical establishment thinking.

A group of schoolkids followed me round an estate chanting:

"MOOBS FOR BRITAIN!" "WAKEY WAKEY GAMMON MAN!" "GET A JOB!"

One child asked if I was canvassing or sleepwalking.

I blame:

Woke.

Islam.

The boats.

Gary Lineker.

Low-flying aircraft.

Certainly not my timing.

Strangely, almost everybody on the doorstep kept telling me they weren't voting Reform because Rob Kenyon "hates women."

Now I don't know about that.

Although earlier Rob did send me too a particular house in Wigan and told me:

"Go check out that bird with the massive—"

Well, anyway.

Unfortunately nobody was home at 4:30am.

Another tragic waste of patriotism.

By breakfast time I was emotionally exhausted and headed too ASDA for a fry-up.

Disaster.

They'd run out of hash browns.

HASH BROWNS.

What next?

No tea?

No gravy?

No irrational Facebook conspiracy theories?

This is an assault on British values 🇬🇧😡

Overcome with emotion I began singing "Golden Brown" by The Stranglers.

To my amazement half the ASDA café joined in.

Which was no mean feat considering the song really needs a harpsichord.

Incidentally...

What actually IS a harpsichord?

And are they halal?

Nobody seemed able too answer.

Eventually I settled for a bacon bap and a coffee and was quietly enjoying my breakfast when fate intervened yet again.

In walked Gemma Collins.

The GC looked radiant.

I attempted my usual charm offensive.

I told her:

"Britain needs strong women like you."

She replied:

"Babe, Britain needs you too stop talking."

Painful.

I tried again.

She politely suggested I focus on my breakfast.

Honestly she's impossible too read.

Dejected, I returned too the streets.

But if I'm honest I wasn't really canvassing anymore.

I just wanted somebody too listen.

Somebody too understand.

Somebody too hear my increasingly unhinged political ramblings without visibly edging away.

Alas.

No takers.

One householder actually shut the door mid-sentence.

Another asked if I was collecting for charity.

By lunchtime I'd lost all sense of purpose.

So I'm heading home.

The plan for the rest of Saturday is:

Argue with lefties on X.

Watch old war films.

Eat beige food.

Make increasingly dramatic Facebook statuses nobody reads.

Tomorrow is another day 🇬🇧💪

And one day the people of Makerfield will appreciate my dedication.

Or at the very least stop answering the door holding sporting equipment.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[strummerville @strummerville]

@80_mcswan Yes

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

At what point do we stop pretending our newspapers are ‘news’ and start calling them what they are…

Promotional pamphlets for the billionaires who own them and the agendas they’re selling.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

If you took the covid jab and are alive with no side effects at all please like and repost

want to prove something to some accounts on here :)

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."

RT if Mick is right.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

hello @ElectoralCommUK anyone there??

pretty sure Reform threats break rules and need to be investigated and if found guilty must be suspended from every election in the country

we will not bow down to voting by fear and you should be stepping in instantly to address this

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

like and repost if you will not be voting reform on thursday...

lets see the true numbers

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

I wrote this in September. It’s been read by 9 million people, Just on Facebook. And a lot more on here.

Been in London 23 years. I am a Londoner.
This morning at Paddington Station, a bunch of fascists waved the English flag in my face… as if it wasn’t my flag too.🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Imagine thinking a piece of fabric makes you more British than someone who’s actually lived here longer than your teeth have had time to rot.

It’s my flag, love. I just use it for tea, skirts and not being a Nazi.

But let’s talk taxes.
I pay for this city.
I pay for the streets you march on
I pay for the bins you piss on
I pay for the police you make pose with your slogans
I pay to clean up the racist graffiti you leave behind.

And yet I’m treated like immigrant? I was born here. I’m from from here.

You eat Indian street food like it’s roast dinner, then complain about immigrants. You’re the punchline, not the patriot.

You come into my city to scream about “outsiders” while you’re the one dragging swastikas down the high street like it’s a personality.

You want to talk about British values?
Here’s one: Don’t shit where you eat.
And don’t come into my home, scream in my face, then expect me to fund your little fascist field trip.

London doesn’t want you.
We drink oat milk lattes and read banned books here.

Piss off.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?

Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.

[Stop Funding Hate @StopFundingHate]

@waitrose customers will be disappointed to learn that their ads have appeared on GB News' website. By advertising there, they're helping to fund egregious media hate and misinformation.

Take action: tweet @waitrose, urging them to #StopFundingHate by pulling ads from GB News.

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

Elite populism:

very rich white men telling

very poor white people

to blame

very poor brown people

for problems caused by

very rich white men.

[Erdmute Wendlinger @wendlingere49]

Lady Mone after being gifted the hundreds of millions by Michael Gove
put millions into her children's bank accounts. Bought a luxury Yacht They have 52 cars three or four houses & a private jet.

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

Class gesture from a classy club.

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

🚨 Muslims Taking Over the UK?

An important message from Shah Lalon Amin, group director of award-winning Delhi 6 street food group, who in 2023 won the Curry King title at the inaugural Nation's Curry Awards.

“I never thought I’d have to write this. But I keep seeing people say Muslims are trying to take over the UK, bring in Sharia law, or push the country toward civil war. And I know some of that fear feels real. So I’m speaking plainly, not to argue, not to attack, just to bring this back to reality.

This is not a Muslim-majority country. It is a parliamentary democracy and a country with Christian heritage. Laws are made by elected representatives. Muslims make up around 6–7% of the population in a country of roughly 70 million people. There is no legal, political, or demographic pathway for replacing British law with any religious law. That isn’t secretly unfolding. It isn’t slowly building. It isn’t a hidden long-term plan.

The average Muslim in Britain does not spend their time plotting political change. There are no secret strategy meetings. No takeover conversations. No coordinated agenda. And no, we don’t have some secret WhatsApp group discussing who’s arriving by boat next week. The only WhatsApp groups we have are about exam results, family gossip, and who’s bringing dessert for Ramadan.

When Muslims get together, the conversations are painfully ordinary. Football results. Who’s top of the league. Ronaldo vs Messi debates. The cost of living. Mortgage rates. Trump being unpredictable. Children’s school reports. Business worries. Holiday plans. During Ramadan, it’s fasting and food. That’s the reality. That’s because we are British, our daily lives look very similar to the average person in this country.

What people call “Sharia courts” in the UK are religious councils that mostly deal with marriage and divorce paperwork or mediation. They cannot override British courts. They cannot enforce criminal punishments. They cannot replace Parliament. If anything conflicts with UK law, UK law wins every single time. It’s no different in principle from Jewish Beth Din courts that handle religious matters within British law. Religious arbitration exists under the legal system. It does not replace it.

Yes, many asylum arrivals are young men. Dangerous journeys are often made by the strongest family member first so they can seek safety and claim asylum and if approved, reunite with their families legally. This pattern has been seen throughout migration history.

Wanting secure borders is reasonable. Wanting efficient processing is reasonable. Criminal behaviour should be punished. But that’s immigration policy, not proof of a coordinated religious invasion.

Sometimes I hear people say, “We want our country back,” or “We just want to protect our country.” I understand that feeling. Wanting safety, stability, and a sense of identity isn’t wrong. But Britain hasn’t been taken. It hasn’t been stolen. It’s still here. Its laws, institutions, culture, and democracy are intact. Protecting a country doesn’t mean hating your neighbours, it means upholding fairness, rule of law, and shared values.

There is no secret Muslim lobby running Westminster. British Muslims are not politically unified, do not vote as one bloc, and do not answer to a central authority. Most British Muslims are doing what everyone else is doing: working, paying taxes, raising children, worrying about bills, hoping their kids succeed, wanting safe streets and a stable country. We don’t want to change Britain into something else. We are part of Britain.

You can want law and order. You can want borders controlled. You can want your country protected. That’s fair.

But if anti-Muslim panic exists on your screen and nowhere in your real life, that’s not society—that’s an algorithm selling you fear.” 🇬🇧

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

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So prepare yourselves.
We are about to boldly headbang where no one has headbanged before. 🤘
Stay tuned. The metal voyage begins this year.

[RedJohnSocialist @RedJohnBounds]

Remember when all our problems were caused by Polish builders? Now it's the few thousand who arrive in dinghies. All the while billionaires have been getting exponentially richer.

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

18 months ago, the Tories were kicked out of office by an electorate sickened by their cavalier approach to ethics, their incompetence and maladministration, over 14 dreadful years.
Now, the very worst of that bunch have defected to Reform and shamelessly seeking office again.

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

Muhammad Zia Yusuf and Suella Braverman want to scrap the Equalities Act. It’s the same law that has protected them and their parents from discrimination. This is the very definition of ‘rolling up the ladder’.

[Siob, Princess of Yorkshire #FBPE #FBR @Sillyshib]

Never underestimate how much English people will vote to make life worse for themselves as long as a honking toff is in charge

[Rob Treviss AKA Rob T @robtrev.bsky.social @jazzdup1]

Know your enemy. Vote this rabble of filth in and get all these benefits.
1. No paid Holiday Leave
2. No Sick Pay
3. Obligatory 12hr workdays.
4. Min wage of £7 an hour
#ReformUK Whores to the rich !!