Agent Tom Strutter 🦃

If you've ever heard a turkey calling in the Outer Rim, no you didn't.
Reformed baptist, Christian nationalist, ISB field analyst.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

Thanks to all my oomfs for getting me up to 250. It's good to see the Empire's sons aren't lost to the years of Disney propaganda.

Now, pick your class and secure that command post!

[Meeker's Ghost @MeekersGhost]

>grow up in multiculti democracy
>Get told you are special as a kid
>Attempt to participate in good faith with an illegitimate government that holds you back from your potential and refuses to fix problems
>Kill your heroes and establish a fascist space empire

He's literally me

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@Captain_Keeli Men will literally look at a character named "I'm Gonna Die" and gigapost him unironically. (rightfully so)

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Christ is King.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@HealtruAntomic I'm calling BS, I refuse to believe the man behind a seething murderer named Maul and a scheming evil wizard named Sidious would turn down an alliteration gag.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

Filoni in the drawing room one day:

"George, remember that ARC trooper from the comics, Alpha? Well, here's a bald wholesome chungus with a thing for my underage tailhead main character and a total disregard for dress code. Also, he gets the Jaig eyes instead because I say so."

[Mr. Forge 🌳 🪓 @MrRobertForge]

GM gents

Go to church and worship with your fellow saints. This is how we win down here.

Happy Lord’s Day

[Raven @raven_brah]

Not now honey I’m enjoying kino Empire edits

[Rogue | Frontier Philosophy @RoguesPhilo]

"Sorry, bro, you gotta be the chosen one and fight in the fake war, but you can't save your mother from slavery."

Same logic today:

"Sorry, bro, you gotta fight the chosen people's fake wars, but you can't save your country from invasion or have a family."

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@bagplanter @JacobKenne92848 WE DO IT BECAUSE WE BROKE SON

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@ChrisH54127222 @BreaTrant You really believe that? Because the Online Left sure doesn't.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

The Yuuzhan Vong were the first thing written out by Disney's Lucasfilm because they force a paradigm shift.

When "Literally Nazis" are the deterrent for "Literally Chaos" AND instrumental to getting rid of them, were the Rebels really the heroes for opening the gates to them?

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@notegyptian67 Personally, I blame the Rebellion for draining Imperial resources and later fracturing galactic unity. But then, the Rebellion is my obligatory lolcow so it doesn't sound credible.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@ghenniss Torn between which flag in your bio to cook you about.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@ghenniss You talk about cope posting like you'll ever be considered male

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@DarthPersona Glory to the Empire!

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

Several of my replies are just Rebel fans coping and seething about their no-win situation.

In Disney Canon, they're neutered cucks propped up entirely by plot devices.

In Legends, their whole ethos gets curbstomped by Slaanesh level hedonists.

Generational Imperial W.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

The Yuuzhan Vong were the first thing written out by Disney's Lucasfilm because they force a paradigm shift.

When "Literally Nazis" are the deterrent for "Literally Chaos" AND instrumental to getting rid of them, were the Rebels really the heroes for opening the gates to them?

[✠Belkan Wulf✠︎ @BelkanWulfV1]

Long live the Empire.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@Lord_Lad7 Competent people understand this.

Disney does not let competent people write screenplay.

[RacePope🎃🦇👻🍂☕️ @RacePopeIII]

@Enklaev

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@RacePopeIII I think of them more like a case study in how democracies are weak to foreign invasion and subsequent annihilation without drastic change.

This should be a very familiar concept to anyone born since 1980.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

"Grimdark doesn't work in Star Wars" is the single biggest tell of a Star Wars tourist.