Agent Tom Strutter 🦃

If you've ever heard a turkey calling in the Outer Rim, no you didn't.
Reformed baptist, Christian nationalist, ISB field analyst.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

Thanks to all my oomfs for getting me up to 250. It's good to see the Empire's sons aren't lost to the years of Disney propaganda.

Now, pick your class and secure that command post!

[Flashgitz Tom & Don @FlashgitzAnims]

so apparently you guys liked the skeleton shield...

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

Fake & Gay!

Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali.

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[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

Oops, forgot to tag @LottDood in his own pic, my apologies

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

Rebels will look at galaxy spanning corporations voting against them in the Senate while they invade a capital world and say "Yeah, we should bring this back."

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@Furry_Jorkle Another tourist rebuffed

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@Furry_Jorkle It's literally in the name.

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

- Layoffs at Sucker Punch
- Death of Bioware
- Death of 343
- Massive layoffs at Bungie
- Death of Ninja Theory
- Massive layoffs at Id Software
- Double Fine flopping hard
- Insomniac Studios ridiculed
- Ubisoft in shambles
- Wildlight entertainment DOA

Should have left my games alone

[Feral Egyptian 𖤓 @notegyptian67]

I love rebel slander on my timeline

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@notegyptian67 It's like men yearn to exercise their innate sense of duty against aliens and traitors or something.

[Meeker's Ghost @MeekersGhost]

>grow up in multiculti democracy
>Get told you are special as a kid
>Attempt to participate in good faith with an illegitimate government that holds you back from your potential and refuses to fix problems
>Kill your heroes and establish a fascist space empire

He's literally me

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@Captain_Keeli Men will literally look at a character named "I'm Gonna Die" and gigapost him unironically. (rightfully so)

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Christ is King.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@HealtruAntomic I'm calling BS, I refuse to believe the man behind a seething murderer named Maul and a scheming evil wizard named Sidious would turn down an alliteration gag.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

Filoni in the drawing room one day:

"George, remember that ARC trooper from the comics, Alpha? Well, here's a bald wholesome chungus with a thing for my underage tailhead main character and a total disregard for dress code. Also, he gets the Jaig eyes instead because I say so."

[Mr. Forge 🌳 🪓 @MrRobertForge]

GM gents

Go to church and worship with your fellow saints. This is how we win down here.

Happy Lord’s Day

[Raven @raven_brah]

Not now honey I’m enjoying kino Empire edits

[Rogue | Frontier Philosophy @RoguesPhilo]

"Sorry, bro, you gotta be the chosen one and fight in the fake war, but you can't save your mother from slavery."

Same logic today:

"Sorry, bro, you gotta fight the chosen people's fake wars, but you can't save your country from invasion or have a family."

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@bagplanter @JacobKenne92848 WE DO IT BECAUSE WE BROKE SON

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@ChrisH54127222 @BreaTrant You really believe that? Because the Online Left sure doesn't.

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

The Yuuzhan Vong were the first thing written out by Disney's Lucasfilm because they force a paradigm shift.

When "Literally Nazis" are the deterrent for "Literally Chaos" AND instrumental to getting rid of them, were the Rebels really the heroes for opening the gates to them?

[Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 @Strutter_Tom]

@notegyptian67 Personally, I blame the Rebellion for draining Imperial resources and later fracturing galactic unity. But then, the Rebellion is my obligatory lolcow so it doesn't sound credible.