stryj2000

Squash and padel lover / now crypto and NFT degen /

[stryj2000 @stryj2000]

@raiseyouredge Crush

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@EcosystemMonad 47

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@arisehype IKZ ! 🥹

[0xArise @arisehype]

be me
permanent underperformer.
‘21 DeFi class (with class only in name).
right into the NFT blow-off top.
somehow don’t lose it all. survivor.

‘22 boring chop. tiny wins, bigger regrets.
late ‘22, early ‘23 start DCAing BTC and ETH.
impatient. sell BTC late ‘23 for more ETH because “programmable money.”

first time in seed rounds, think you’ll print.
nine of ten underwater, rugged, or “delayed TGE” two years out.

still stuck with NFTs. Blur farming.
Azuki events. leverage to “make more.”
almost wiped. Elementals start the bear.
seven figs to low five.

quit drinking, quit smoking, grind the self-improvement arc.
swear this time will be different.
it wasn’t.

miss meme-coin supercycle in ‘24.
stuck playing Web3 games like BigTime. kill me.
late ‘24 catch AI meta. cook a bit.
discover Hyperliquid (too late).
DCA down HYPE from the top. hypurr trenches. roundtrips.

hit Trump, 10× port, back to seven figs.
after that all blurry. melanie. tariffs. halved.
“won’t sell now.” halved again.

sell everything except HYPE and LIQD.
believe in HyperEVM. rebrand to Hypio.
start winning again.

finally feel peace.
loop efficiently. double HYPE stack in two months.
play perps, HL only.
make a lot, lose more.
roundtrip another near-seven-fig in LIQD because you won’t dump on followers.

call good summer. bet on it.
cook perps. chopped again mid-summer.
pattern repeats: win, slap, loss.

believe this is perps meta.
Lighter. Extended. Pacifica. Variantional.
no clear direction.
either airdrop farm or get chopped to death.
then the biggest liquidation hits right after “perps consensus.”
long side wiped. Binance books cleared.
stocks and gold printing highs while crypto bleeds.

tired. exhausted.
whole adult life playing poker or trading magic internet money.
never worked a normal job.
society parasite with decent entries.

it’s not even about money anymore. it’s about purpose.
still up on the year, miles below the effort.
people out living.
you here, reading, researching, shitposting.
Discord, X, Telegram, Dexscreener, TradingView. repeat.

not even two weeks after telling a friend
“delta-neutral is basically risk-free bro.”
yeah, sure.

didn’t even mention fantasy, Football Fun, ordinals, runes,
and every other flavor of the week.
reality feels heavier each day.
we live in a circus where the Orange Man decides the next act.
dopamine, ego, and crime power the carousel.

retail won’t come. we are retail.
nobody sane works ninety hours a week
to make thirty percent ONLY IF they sell the exact local top
and rotate to stables.
believing in “one more leg up” on anything is the final hit to the coffin.

some people are chosen for greatness. I think I got drafted for pain.

[stryj2000 @stryj2000]

@arisehype 😅

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

Less than 24 hours since coming back from Singapore

@PastelAlpha @gmgnai @Lighter_xyz

$4 +$117k
$PALU +$123k
$ETH short +$123k
$XPL long +$125k

Total realized PNL: $488k

Got an underwater BNB short but still net positive overall

Very satisfied with results considering I haven't even spent a full day at the desk yet

[stryj2000 @stryj2000]

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@arisehype wow , looks good ! <3

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Panicked, I muttered, “Weird floor noise.” No one bought it.The girl next to me was shaking with laughter.
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I spent the rest of the class avoiding eye contact.

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[stryj2000 @stryj2000]

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[Taiki Maeda @TaikiMaeda2]

All of CT is going to be out traded by @MichaelSmellor and Farthur Hayes. Don't let Fartin Shkreli and Larry Stink get your Fartcoins.

[FartStrategy @FartStrategy]

FartStrategy has acquired 632,850 Fartcoin for ~3424 SOL at an average price of ~$1.35.

As of 1/23/2025, we hodl 632,850 Fartcoin acquired for $855,000 at ~$1.35 per Fartcoin. $FSTR

[FartStrategy @FartStrategy]

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[TylerD 🧙‍♂️ @Tyler_Did_It]

FartStrategy (FSTR) just wicked up 69% to $40M

Punctuating a $1M->$40M run since it debuted last night

It was just featured in Matt Levine's Bloomberg column titled "Crypto Perpetual Motion Machines," sharing how the FSTR team plans to be the MSTR of FARTCOIN.

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