Stryker

Actuarial aka bird science / UCSB Alumni '19 🏝

[Stryker @stryk09]

How you gonna arrest an earthquake https://t.co/u5bsvVJvVc

[Henry K. Lee @henrykleeKTVU]

3.8 magnitude quake struck at 10:32p near Alum Rock in San Jose area, per @USGS. No arrests have been made

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We did it, together.

[Stryker @stryk09]

@tj_wheaton Fruit if I have to choose but also kind of a bean

[Stryker @stryk09]

Hot take: Classifying foods as a fruit or vegetable should be based purely on vibes. Cucumber? I’m sorry that is not a fruit are you kidding me

[Stryker @stryk09]

@duastanyayyy Spot on

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

The Prem is the best league in the world in any sport. There’s nothing better. Nobody is ever safe week to week. Insane drama. No tanking. Everyone trying to win every single week and it’s incredible

[Stryker @stryk09]

@RobBoltonGolf @YFCofKCUP If those at +1 were T51st before the Spieth DQ, would they have moved to T50th and made the cut after the DQ? If so, would different types of DQs at the end of R2 do the same?

[Egal @EGTVEgal]

😂😂 he’s a arsenal fan for 5 seconds and already cussing tottenham

[Stryker @stryk09]

@dolladollabill8 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL 🎉

[San Jose Earthquakes @SJEarthquakes]

After 17 seasons in @MLS, including 14 seasons with the San Jose Earthquakes, Chris Wondolowski has announced his retirement from soccer.

Thank you for everything, Wondo.

#WondoForever ∞

[Stryker @stryk09]

@AlexiLalas @Quakesplayoffs

[Stryker @stryk09]

my greatest work https://t.co/qgrgbBglvF

[Stryker @stryk09]

@dolladollabill8 @SJEarthquakes They deleted then reposted but yes I would

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

@ACLrecoveryCLUB @KerryKittles @harryhiggs1991 Yes. Sipping wine, half lit, tweeting. Life is good 😊

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Lefty’s legacy continues.

50-year-old @PhilMickelson has won the #PGAChamp

He’s the oldest winner in major championship history.

[UC Santa Barbara Basketball @UCSBbasketball]

For the first time since 2011, the UC Santa Barbara Gauchos are the Big West Tournament Champions!

FINAL

UC Santa Barbara: 79
UC Irvine: 63

#GoGauchos | #WeAreSantaBarbara

[Stryker @stryk09]

@JammerMoore u have a gift card why rob

[San Jose Earthquakes @SJEarthquakes]

He was doubted and written off.

But he poured his heart into this club and city.

Now, he is the greatest goal scorer in @MLS history and leading his club into the playoffs.

Take a bow, Wondo. You deserve it.

[Stryker @stryk09]

@quakes_talk How does this make sense exactly? Seems like the Quakes would drop down to 1.23 PPG with an L against SEA whereas Vancouver would remain at 1.09 PPG

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Please help me make some @SpiritHalloween money