Stu

Three. Word. Slogan.

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@almurray Haha, fair enough!
But as a PSA for anyone visting almost anywhere in Florence (but esp. Uffizi & Academia) book online & pick up then waltz past the queues.
There are even firms that will do it for you & a rep meets you outside if you can’t navigate Italian websites.

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

Listening to this episode & hearing ⁦@almurray⁩ & James bemoaning the queue for the Uffizi in Florence - here’s a little help for anyone;
You can book your tickets online, pick up on the day & walk past the entire queue of daft tourists who didn’t! https://t.co/FEhjsjfiGv

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@anon_opin The perfect excuse to link the superb Jay Rayner review of a kebab he ate outside Salt Baes Knightsbridge restaurant.

https://t.co/fY8KioIJal

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@thhamilton Is he now the magic eight ball that must be shaken on every topic?

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@anon_opin Boxing Day is top by some distance.
Sit in your pyjamas & eat all day, stay in bed, go to the football, hit the sales, watch tv, play with your new toys, take a long walk, a day of whatever your indulgence is, with no obligation.
(All due apologies to those who have to work)

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@Samfr I had gout once.
I also had a stomach bug at the same time.
This is not a good combination, the urgent bathroom dashes were not pleasant.

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@Samfr “I’ll kick out One Million”
“Well, I’ll kick out 10 Million”
“I’ll kick out 100 Million”
“Well, I’ll kick out INFINITY”
“Infinity plus ONE - nur nuh nur nuh nuh”

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@anon_opin I was right outside where he buys Diana Rigg the ring only yesterday

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@NoContextBrits

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@matt_shent @anon_opin Off the top of my head (and not using anything connected to the original post)
New Order
Smiths
James
Mondays
808 State
Yep, checks out.
And that’s just my era.

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@anon_opin It’s called clustering & you see it in many forms, but retail is more easily visible.
At a simplified level say you have opened & are successfully running a coffee shop. If I’m looking to open a coffee shop too then being close to you makes sense as customers are already there.

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@sturdyAlex I wonder who this dastardly person could possibly be in this, erm, “case”…??

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@MrStephenHowson I’d have to agree that Robbo wasn’t world class.
He was galactic class.

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@IanDunt

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@thehistoryguy

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@anon_opin “…..and thank you for coming to Slimming World today”

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@fesshole This is an ideal advert.
Collective bargaining for improvements in pay and conditions, plus help and advice with things like constructive dismissal cases.
Join a union 💪

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@anon_opin I’m sure that if you paid for enough of his Cameo messages you could make this happen

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@almurray This is a Clarkson subtweet.

[Stu @stuart_burnham]

@fesshole Wait until you figure out why your Dad would always ask you to pop to the shop and get a pint of milk.