Stuart Armitage

The Right to Bear Arms is only slightly less crazy than the Right to Arm Bears.

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@CharlotteFC @AVFCOfficial @EuropaLeague YES DEAN! Great Barr's finest.

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@gabsavfc_ I said the same thing! Whacked it on my Facebook "The experts knowledgeably predicted "Villa can't keep scoring goals from outside the box, it's completely unsustainable!" and they were really quite wrong."

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@paulasrunpod @paulajradcliffe @Thommo10k @AdeleRoberts Adele is great, however she's not a world record holder. Michelle Wilcox ran a sub 3 with a stoma a few years ago. She has since been awarded with the record.

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@chrismo69614131 @tyler_ Or us Villa fans!

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@CollinRugg I have it on good authority from people who have worked for him that he's an absolute bellend.

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

Genius

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

“I am a very innocent man” - Donald Trump

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@Villaontour Well done. My grandfather, Bert Bond, would be proud of you. Here he is from the mid fifties.

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@thecyclephysio Tyre glider is what you need

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@thecyclephysio Yeah, all I've done all day is swap messages with a physio and bike fitter about how no one knew this word then suddenly everyone's using it like its second nature. And all I want is a picture of her and a trophy. 😎🤣

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@nationalrailenq Many thanks, that's generally good news, but I'll keep my eye on this. 👍

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@nationalrailenq I'm planning on travelling BHM to EUS on Wednesday 14th morning on Avanti WC, arriving around 8am. Is this likely to be available by then? What alternatives are there for Birm to London?

[Pelham @Resist_05]

🇮🇱 Israel just bombed a refugee camp in Rafah… this is the worst war crime in modern history

THIS IS A GENOCIDE…🇵🇸💔

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@richardodurrant Take a look at how many hundreds of millions of pounds The Crown Estate gives to the treasury every year.

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@10DowningStreet So if the prime minister decided to execute children who were late to school you don't think the courts should have any say? You're a dim-witted prick.

[Stuart Armitage @stuartarmitage]

@cyclingvia She seems lovely.

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@FPLfrasier Also Villa were denied a clear winning goal in an earlier game, the ref didn't give it. So there were 2 points lost. Swings and roundabouts. If Villa had correctly been awarded the goal, and likely win, then this goal-line tech failure would be a moot point about them staying up

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@tribilly 🤣🤣🤣

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@tribilly That's a double negative, Mr Smith. Back to class for you!

[Michelle Holmes @shelly_mlw]

Well done @AdeleRoberts but I've ran it faster with stewie my ileostomy! 2.hrs56 and 3hrs8 @BBCBreakfast @BBCSport @iasupport @Coloplast_UK @Comfizz #stomapower #nocolonstillrollin #stomatriathlete #adventuresofshellandstewie