Stuart Morton

Percentage player

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@elonmusk I suspect people just think you’re a bellend

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@SixNationsRugby Shane Williams

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@EssexPR I know quite a few private school drug addicts

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@bushontheradio Lighting magnesium strips in the bus ashtray

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@SimonCalder @YouShouldHaveBT Exiting the destination airport/station/port

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@4thcatproblems Wins a win!

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@BBCSport You have to admire the composure

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@TrafficWalesS Defo open at 13:00?

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@SoVeryBritish Salt & Vinegar with a mayonnaise dip pot

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@afneil A majority?

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@BicycleBenUK Strava

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@OspreyCharging My bank card…like everything else

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@BladeoftheS Water

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@CenterParcsUK 🏝️🏊‍♀️🏊🏄‍♂️

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@SoVeryBritish The M4

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What fresh hell is this?

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@markvauxhall Just wait until they have to charge an electric car away from home

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@TiceRichard France making a mockery of you again on behalf of the EU

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@EnglandRugby Generous wording