Stuart Goudy

Christ follower, husband, father... and I run for donuts... Roll Tide

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Not sure I want to rate the bathroom at the airport on a touch screen.

[The Dad @thedad]

HER: Dad, I have a question.
ME: Did you google it?
HER: Google didn’t know.
ME: Sweetie, if the entire internet didn’t know, I can promise you I don’t.

[Andy Herald @AndyHerald]

Me: Fish are so dumb they’ll just keep eating until they explo-

Waitress: More chips and salsa?

Me: *nods eagerly to a seventh round*

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Was Edelman a dwarf in the Hobbit? #superbowlLIII

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Nice bedazzled shirt, Vince Wilfork #superbowlLIII

[The Dad @thedad]

How it feels trying to grocery shop on the weekend

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Thanks #kia I’m going to drive my car into a flood because that looks awesome.

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

So awesome to see Hanson at the halftime show. #mmmbop #superbowlLIII

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Guess I’m just getting old. Finished the #rivertrail15k 79 seconds slower than 2 years ago... but still kept it under an 8 minute pace. Now it’s time for a healthy ending.

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Fun watching the different routines people do before a race... some stretch & some run... and there’s me with a bag of donuts wondering what’s wrong with these other people. #rivertrail15k #running #donuts

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

No drive-thru restaurant could be so good to wait as people do for Taste of D-Light... It’s just Chinese food. #openbothdrivethrulanes #cookfaster #quitblockinghwy5

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

My kid marching confidently back into the kitchen for a snack mere moments after wholesale rejecting dinner...

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Flavor flav must be is a proud father... #lilwayne #bamavsclem

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

There's a 97% chance Nick Saban kills at least one member of Imagine Dragons during halftime.

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Quick strike, Tua... #bamavsclem

[Ace Dumont @acedumont37]

Nice to see Grimace and the Hamburglar finally putting their issues to rest!
#NationalChampionship #McDonalds
#ALLIN
#BamavsClem

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Why. Does. Bama. Not. Recruit. Kickers. ? #bamavsclem

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

I’m going for a walk... #bamavsclem #youhaveonejob #extrapoints

[Stuart Goudy @stuartgoudy]

Jeudy Jeudy Jeudy... #bamavsclem