Mr Wright

Stuart Wright. Tweeting like a fucking bird since '94. Solicitor(-ish).

[Dean @DeanoCrues95]

Send me your bank details and I'll refund you the 87p mate.

[Craig. @bambibristol]

How dangerous must Clacton be by the way? £5m on security and it’s still not safe to hold a MP’s surgery…

Is it time to send the Army in?

[Derek Pakora @DeathlyAcorn]

This is shocking. Don't porn companies do any kind of vetting?

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?"

You said, "Small boats."
🐢💨

[Craig. @bambibristol]

The fact that there’s more noise about Zack Polanski not paying some council tax on a narrow boat, than there is about Nigel Farage taking a £5m bribe to run as an MP….confirms that it’s pretty fucking impossible to have functioning democracy AND a billionaire owned ‘free’ press

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks...

HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless.

Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it

So where's the wall-to-wall coverage?

Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

GP system is a mess, says Shipman

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

More and more people are backing our call to balance the BBC.

Our national broadcaster should be fair and balanced, not a mouthpiece for Nigel Farage and his 4 MPs.

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

Must’ve taken you ages to go around checking everyone’s tickets.

[Mr Wright @stuartiswright]

There’s a reason Gerry Adams hasn’t sued anyone for saying: “Gerry Adams was a commanding officer in the provisional IRA”

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

Ok…then fuck it, since you’ll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- “this quiche is so tasty that I’m going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.”

[Jack @JackJ4D]

Chief whip of five lads? My brother, that is a group chat admin.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Also known as her initial days in Downing Street

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

@Conservatives You have defunded the criminal justice system to the point of collapse.

Every day I meet victims of the most serious, appalling crimes, whose agonies have been exacerbated by the system that you have broken.

There has never been a government as soft on crime as @RishiSunak’s.

[Mr Wright @stuartiswright]

@zies1864 @PSOSArgWestDunb It’s a life sentence.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Attacking a political opponent for having represented unpopular clients as a barrister is like attacking somebody for having treated unpopular patients as a doctor.

It is an absurdity perpetrated by the cynical and dishonest upon the unwary.

It insults and debases us all.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

I was in the supermarket & there was an old lady in front of me at the checkout.
She didn't have enough money to buy her shopping,
she started to cry then she looked at me & asked
"Why won't they stop the boats?"
I cuddled her & said
"It'll be fine. Rishi will stop the boats"

[Rob @roblikesplanes]

Reason 52 why I can’t delete Facebook: a group called ‘Wetherspoons The Game!’ in which you put up a couple of photos of yourselves & explain the occasion, alongside the spoons you’re in. If you’ve got a good post, people will send you a drink. Nana doesn’t know what’s hit her 🤣