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[JSL @stuartlesch]

@Dextro70645611 If she has any jokes to share, I could use one!

[JSL @stuartlesch]

@Johngcole Uber Conferencing (yes, it’s confusing)

[JSL @stuartlesch]

Checking out #cavs267 at opening day?! #rocketmortgagesweepstakes

[JSL @stuartlesch]

It’s raining and chilly out - feels like Opening Day to me.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Today is not Opening Day, which is unfortunate.

[JSL @stuartlesch]

@johncampanelli That sounds about as likely as a pistachio-flavored @Oreo. Wait a minute...

[JSL @stuartlesch]

@inkblurt ”I have to wonder if they did a shred of competent ethnographic design research (vs marketing-style focus groups etc.)”

NARRATOR: “They didn’t.”

[Anthony Castrovince @castrovince]

Francisco Lindor and Jose Ramirez are both on pace for 90+ extra-base hits (they have 52 apiece) in 2018. Here is the complete list of teammates to have 90+ XBH in the same season:

*Babe Ruth (97) and Lou Gehrig (117), 1927 Yankees

That's the list.

👀 @Indians @MLB

[Honey Hut Ice Cream @Honey_Hut]

Stop by this week for

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<) )╯Vanilla Peanut Butter!
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( (> Birthday Cake!
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(•_•)
<) )> and Blackberry!
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[JSL @stuartlesch]

Completely agree. And as long as we’re behind an abandoned Blockbuster... there’s a joke in here somewhere about “working for the exposure.” https://t.co/IUjcHdKJuD

[OKPANTS @okpants]

Don’t work for free and immediately challenge anyone that asks to a knife fight behind the abandoned Blockbuster Video https://t.co/pMpRCuTsHv

[JSL @stuartlesch]

@Stonekettle My new word for the day! Somehow it seems like it’ll come in handy in the national discourse...

[JSL @stuartlesch]

If I remember right, they did an ad where they called each other “Baby” and “Puppy”? https://t.co/a8V6tqvy71

[Kenny Lofton @Kenny_Lofton7]

Mark Lewis and Thome https://t.co/ztvIHgLfE6

[JSL @stuartlesch]

@TonyGrossi It’s the second “WE’VE ALL GOT PLACES TO BE” that does it for me.

[JSL @stuartlesch]

It’s almost time! #diehardisachristmasmovie https://t.co/dOPNLcI97S

[John Tory @JohnTory]

Daylight Saving Time = darker earlier in the evening. Drivers, please look out for pedestrians & cyclists. #VisionZeroTO

[JSL @stuartlesch]

Happy to help celebrate your birthday, @JMangoWorldCafe! Here's to many more 🥂

[JSL @stuartlesch]

Thanks for a great #SitecoreSYM @Jakethis - loved you in the 80s, had no idea you were still working. Awesome job! 😉👍🏼

[JSL @stuartlesch]

@HamillHimself diagrams George Lucas' dialogue #SitecoreSYM

[JSL @stuartlesch]

@keithkennedy981 Time for you to go home - yer messing with the streak!

[Bike Cleveland @Bike_CLE]

No bumper to put our bumper sticker on? Just put it on some plastic and attach it to your bike!

[JSL @stuartlesch]

Hey, @toddmeany, you're famous! Famouser? Check it around the 1:00 mark... way to represent 👍🏼 https://t.co/PeaoguC8eI