Stuart Gordon

managing director of shit patter

[𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒 @chaaliiykay]

getafe celebrating that they qualified for europe and there is osasuna also joining in the celebration cause they didn’t relegate.

😂😂😂😂

[Swan @DSwan_]

i hate how ref cam is making me like these referees more

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Italian side Palermo might have found a real life kick off glitch…

[Stuart Gordon @stuartmgordon]

@MartinFellowes Good luck Fez🐐

[Stuart Gordon @stuartmgordon]

@G_mac777 @EKYM_FC Thanks Graeme. Was a good night. Few non als for me then up the road. Few boys have a sore heed the day😅 Catch up soon👍

[Stuart Gordon @stuartmgordon]

It’s who you win it with! ❤️🏆

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

This is the best thing McCoist has done since working with Jon Champion. A sensational watch.

[dave @UTFR93]

Danny Dyer proudly singing that Bowen is shagging his daughter.

What a geezer

[Bricky🧱 @Bricky67_]

Can’t believe i forgot about this one

[Adam Lynch @AdamLynch27]

This used to be a proper sport 👊🏻

Away goals
ITV
Good commentators
Top players
Shithouse managers
Pure hatred
Iconic kits & sponsors
Dodgy referees

The list goes on…

[Jamie Raynor @JamieRaynor]

I’m mindful that I have to maintain professional when posting on here, but I can’t lie I’ve watched this at least 50 times and I still absolutely love it. The Only Fools & Horses theme in the background is gold standard 😂😂😂

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE 🔥

Benfica goalkeeper Anatoliy Trubin scores a 98th minute goal to keep Jose Mourinho's Benfica in the competition 💥

📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplus

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

Britain buys oil and gas from Norway.

You’ll never guess where Norway gets its oil and gas from….

[george @StokeyyG2]

‘Is it 3-0? Let’s go, I’m coming with yous’

This Everton fan 😭😭😭😭😭

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇩🇪 Reason 131 why Oliver Kahn was a madman; scoring with his fist while up for a corner.

Afterwards, Kahn joked about the incident: "I thought the goalkeeper was allowed to use his hands in the box." 😆

[East Kilbride YM FC @EKYM_FC]

It is with great regret and tremendous sadness that we have to announce that Club Legend and all round good guy Derek Brownlie has passed away. Derek fought his illness several times over many years and he never changed from being a easy going lovely guy who always looked out for others first and foremost. Seen below on the right with his relative and very close friend Ross McDonagh, who plays with the YM's WoSFL Snr team. Derek came to the 'YM 41 years ago as a young 18 year old player where he played over the next few decades in the 1st, 2nd and 3rd teams as well as at many Old Crocks' Days. Derek was well travelled with the YM going to Denmark, London, Dublin amongst many other places. Once his playing days were over Derek still watched the YM and when the club took over Kirktonholne in 2019 Derek became a regular volunteer looking after the place and making many new friends along the way. Derek was someone who everyone would only have a good word to say about and we were lucky to have had him as a friend and a team mate. He will be sorely missed and our thoughts go to his mum Evelyn, wife Laura, son Lewis, daughter Rebecca, Abbey, Ross and the rest of the family. There will be a minute's silence at all 'YM games this weekend to show our respect for our good friend and wonderful human being that was Del.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 John Terry:

“Greatest PL player? Rooney. Not Shearer, not Henry, not even close. You could throw prime Wazza at right-back & he’d still look world class. Some players play football, Rooney was football. There’ll never be another. Happy birthday, GOAT”

[TopShagger @Plentyshit]

#RickyHatton 😆

[East Kilbride YM FC @EKYM_FC]

EKYM 7 V 0 WISHAW

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 @_DIGB]

Imagine not knowing that this is being filmed in Glasgow and seeing that when yer half cut 😂�